Castle: Can we have a birthday cake?
Alexis: It's not your birthday.
Castle: The cake won't know.
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@incorrect-castle-quotes
Castle: Can we have a birthday cake?
Alexis: It's not your birthday.
Castle: The cake won't know.

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Esposito: I am 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, and 20% don't care.
Ryan: That's 110%
Esposito: 20% of me doesn't care.
Beckett: Better late than...
Lanie: Pregnant!
Beckett: ....
Alexis: Chillax!
Hayley: That's not a word.
Alexis: Sometimes the ones who deny "chillax" are the ones who need to chillax the most.
Beckett: What happened?
Castle: Alright, but you can't get mad.
Beckett: What happened?
Castle: I was minding my own business.
Beckett: Liar.
Castle: I was!

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Ryan: Did you eat my powdered donuts?
Espo: *mouth full of donuts* No
Ryan: Then what's that white powder on your pants?
Espo: That's cocaine.
“Well, nothing says ‘I love you’ like a rotting corpse in an abandoned crap hole.”
-Castle to Beckett when they have a case on Valentine’s
[Lanie and Alexis are piecing together some skeletal remains and discussing death rituals]
Lanie: […] Humerus
Alexis *confused*: I suppose it depends on what you find funny- *Lany holds up the humerus* Oh.
Beckett: Shake it.
Castle: *shimmies*
Beckett: The container, Castle.
Beckett: If you really want to clean up your karma, go get my frickin’ latte.

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Beckett: Being alone isn't that bad. It's a great opportunity to get to know yourself, be in love with who you are.
Lanie: Kate, I already love myself. I just want to french someone.
Martha: Have you told Beckett how you feel?
Castle: Yes. Just not out loud.
Beckett: You're pretty dumb.
Castle: Thanks.
Beckett: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Castle: All I heard was "you're pretty". I'm focusing on the positives in life.
Martha: Alexis, you're never going to get a husband by being sarcastic.
Alexis: All right. No husband.
Beckett:*curses in Russian after fighting with Castle* Castle: I know what that means! Thanks for running this blog! :)
You’re a cupcake. Thanks to you for the submission :)))

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Beckett: *curses in Russian after fighting with Castle*
Castle: I know what that means!
Castle: I hear your questions and concerns, and I promise you I have thought this through.
Beckett: Have you, though?
Castle: No, not at all.