The mad ramblings of a trans girl (She/They) wishing character creators were in real life. I'm a game dev, character modeler and character creator enthusiast. Currently working on a Racing Game called Stick Drift and an N64 fan game of Magica Riot
me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.
me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people
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[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz
Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.
Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.
My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.
Called the county clerk.
Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.
Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?
Me: Yes, but he's a cat.
Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?
Me: He's a legal cat.
Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.
Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.
Clerk: You can file on his behalf.
Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."
Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."
Me: What's the medical reason?
Clerk: He's a cat.
Me: That's not a medical condition.
Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.
Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.
"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."
Took the letter to my vet.
Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.
Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?
Me: Excellent question. No good answer.
Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.
Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?
Vet: On what grounds?
Me: He's a cat.
Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."
Me: Perfect.
Sent it in. Got another rejection.
"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."
My roommate thought this was hilarious.
Roommate: Felix is going to jail.
Me: This is serious.
Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.
Decided that was actually the only option left.
Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.
Checked in at the courthouse.
Clerk: Name?
Me: Felix Martinez.
Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?
Me: Yes.
Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.
Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.
Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?
Me: I filed three. All rejected.
Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.
Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?
Me: Twice.
Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.
Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.
Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?
Me: You tell me.
Supervisor: This is a data error.
Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.
They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.
Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.
Me: Appreciate it.
Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?
Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.
Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.
For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.
Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.
Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.
Roommate: That's what they all say.
Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.
Fitting end to his legal career.
end id]
Little Magica Riot N64 Fan Demo Update!! - Fixing What's Broken.
I haven't done anything all week because I was kinda depressed and a little busy.
Today I kinda fixed the camera, fixed some issues with some other scenes and started on the Main Menu cause I felt like it.
The game now opens to the main menu too.
Sadly I can only upload 1 video here but if you want to see the levels glitching out really badly you can see it here on Blusky.
**SEIZURE WARNING!!** just in case you do.
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So first off the floor in the tiny test level is green now... I didn't do that, it's supposed to be grey and was grey last week when I last opened and closed the project.
13th & Alder was flickering it's not anymore and the frame buffer wasn't clearing for the Main Menu causing that utter nonsense.
13th and Alder still has those texture artifacts but I think that's due to a scaling issue but we will see tomorrow.
For those that can't make sense of the spinning mesh on the Main Menu that's slowly growing out for some reason that's definitely my fault, that's my little rendition of the Crystal City.
Here's a little screenshot of it in Blender.
Was thinking of trying to make it look like Portland cause the woman in the tower says âTechnically, this is a recreation of home. A great distance from where you came, long ago, and far off in the future.â
And home for Claire and Kara is Portland, so a Crystal Portland would make sense imo.
I ended up moving away from that because with my quick math it would be too big and too high poly and take too long to do properly and I'd likely have to do it manually to get the poly count as low as possible cause automated tools aren't as good as I am and I wouldn't ever be happy with it.
I'll likely do a second pass on it in the future because while I kinda like it I want to try make it a little Portlandy if I can to still give that nod to Kara and Magica Riots home.
Also have a funny idea for a frankly stupid easter egg that involves a crystal lol.
I haven't coded it yet but the Crystal City as well as spinning will rotate between the colours of each member of Magica Riot cause the colour of the Crystal City is never mentioned from what I can see but I like the idea that it can shift to the colours of the Magical Girls.
I also wanted the Crystal City for the Main Menu cause I liked the idea of the player kinda getting the perspective of what I imagine the Maidensong would have gotten reaching out to Claire that night before she awakened her powers and became a Magical Girl.
So the player gets to travel from the Crystal City to the Clarion Room in Portland to play as Claire upon starting the game.
Also if you haven't read the books I think it's a cool question to have answered by them if your confused by what your looking at and why.
Another thing is I think I can fix the character controller quickly tomorrow too hopefully I think I know what's wrong with it!
Either I've messed up the math on the movement along with the axis's for the movement or I've messed up the bindings on the emulator.
Both stupid mistakes lol.
Anyway here's the usual links!
Kara's Patreon!
Get more from Magica Riot on Patreon. Join for free or become a member for just $3/month. I'm Kara. I'm the author of the "Magica Riot" nove
My Kofi!
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The Magical Riot Bandcamp!
The Magica Riot Website!
Novels about Portland's hard-rocking queer magical girls, Magica Riot.
Today is the birthday of everybody's favorite enthusiast of indie music, film photography, and mega hyper turbo gay-ass lesbianism from the "Magica Riot" series, Hazel Hoffman! You can be sure that Claire and Bloom will be participating in quite the birthday celebration with her today!
ââLet us free Ireland,â says the patriot who wonât touch Socialism. Let us all join together and crush the brutal Saxon. Let us all join together, says he, all classes and creeds. And, says the town worker, after we have crushed the Saxon and freed Ireland, what will we do? Oh, then you can go back to your slums, same as before. Whoop it up for liberty! And, says the agricultural workers, after we have freed Ireland, what then? Oh, then you can go scraping around for the landlordâs rent or the money-lendersâ interest same as before. Whoop it up for liberty! After Ireland is free, says the patriot who wonât touch socialism, we will protect all classes, and if you wonât pay your rent you will be evicted same as now. But the evicting party, under command of the sheriff, will wear green uniforms and the Harp without the Crown, and the warrant turning you out on the roadside will be stamped with the arms of the Irish Republic. Now, isnât that worth fighting for? And when you cannot find employment, and, giving up the struggle of life in despair, enter the poorhouse, the band of the nearest regiment of the Irish army will escort you to the poorhouse door to the tune of St. Patrickâs Day. Oh! It will be nice to live in those days! âWith the Green Flag floating oâer usâ and an ever-increasing army of unemployed workers walking about under the Green Flag, wishing they had something to eat. Same as now! Whoop it up for liberty!â
âIf you remove the English army to-morrow and hoist the green flag over Dublin Castle, unless you set about the organisation of the Socialist Republic your efforts would be in vain.
England would still rule you. She would rule you through her capitalists, through her landlords, through her financiers, through the whole array of commercial and individualist institutions she has planted in this country and watered with the tears of our mothers and the blood of our martyrs.â
â James Connolly, Socialism and Nationalism (1897)
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It's AMERICA TIME and it's the DUTY of all FREEDOM-LOVING PATRIOTS to buy and read and fall in love with THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER. It's a whole universe made of things THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT HATES. Portland, OR! Queer magical girls! Trans women! LET FREEDOM RING! YEARRGHH!
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Magica Riot N64 Fan Demo Update!!! - We Back, Now With A Rigid Body!!
We're finally back with an update!!
It's kinda good news too!
I have movement kinda working again!! Only issue is it's extremely sensitive atm lol and I broke the camera somehow.
I'm not entirely sure how I broke the camera tbh I haven't touched it's code.
I also have no clue whats happening with the textures.
Lots of problems to solve but at least I've kinda fixed one!
The movement only kinda works too cause you can seemingly only move in that diagonal direction.
I'll figure it out though and get everything back up and running.
I also am mostly recovered from getting my wisdom teeth out!
So It'll probably take until next week till I properly feel up to speed tbh cause I still get really tired at random but the pain has been mostly gone for the last week now with only a few aches and pains every once and a while now tbh.
I wanted to get something done this week though cause I have missed working on this tbh and want to get proper progress cause I feel like the last month or 2 I've been working pretty slow.
I'm also gonna stop making promises for what I want to get done every week so I can help myself not burn out.
I'm also gonna try get updates out around this time of day from now on cause my sleep cycle has shifted to a little earlier the last 2 weeks and I need to find a job which means I need to be up earlier so I can look properly and it's around midnight here which is a better time than 3am.
Otherwise enjoy the kinda funny video of things sorta working with the new rigidbody system!
Here's the usual links too!!
Kara's Patreon!
Get more from Magica Riot on Patreon. Join for free or become a member for just $3/month. I'm Kara. I'm the author of the "Magica Riot" nove
My Kofi!
Support EyerissK
The Magical Riot Bandcamp!
The Magica Riot Website!
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(if you have already seen this post, no you haven't, I just thought it is prettier like that đ I am just not sure if this can be read by people with screen readers? I put an image description, but I am not sure how those work, so I am not sure if I wrote it correctly.)
I have fixed the code that was crashing the game!!
Still haven't gotten around to fixing some other stuff and currently movement isn't working.
I'll be starting with getting the movement working properly next week when I'm hopefully feeling better.
I also redid the scale of everything because it was too big tbh and that made the math kinda weird and meant things were ultimately scaled weirdly. So there's no real difference on the player side but the math should be lighter on the CPU and easier for me to figure out.
There isn't much else I've done tbh I didn't spend too long on anything today but I have a lot set up for me to work on when I've recovered properly from getting my wisdom teeth out.
I'm glad to have things kinda working again before I take another break though.
For Pride Month the Magica Riot books that this fan demo is based on are 40% off on Itch so if you haven't already you should 100% go buy and read them and support queer art!! It's 7 USD for all of them which is around 6 EUR or 5 GBP!
A bundle by Storm Maiden Studios, $7.00 for Magica Riot, Jade Evergreen and the Perils of Polybius, Magica Riot: Full Bloom
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Of course I post this and then see there's an update to the engine!
Most of the code adaptions were in prep for this update though so I'm all ready for that update now! So I guess that's what I'm actually starting with when I'm back lol.
I have fixed the code that was crashing the game!!
Still haven't gotten around to fixing some other stuff and currently movement isn't working.
I'll be starting with getting the movement working properly next week when I'm hopefully feeling better.
I also redid the scale of everything because it was too big tbh and that made the math kinda weird and meant things were ultimately scaled weirdly. So there's no real difference on the player side but the math should be lighter on the CPU and easier for me to figure out.
There isn't much else I've done tbh I didn't spend too long on anything today but I have a lot set up for me to work on when I've recovered properly from getting my wisdom teeth out.
I'm glad to have things kinda working again before I take another break though.
For Pride Month the Magica Riot books that this fan demo is based on are 40% off on Itch so if you haven't already you should 100% go buy and read them and support queer art!! It's 7 USD for all of them which is around 6 EUR or 5 GBP!
A bundle by Storm Maiden Studios, $7.00 for Magica Riot, Jade Evergreen and the Perils of Polybius, Magica Riot: Full Bloom
Get more from Magica Riot on Patreon. Writing Queer Magical Girl Books. Support Magica Riot and get exclusive access to their work.
Support EyerissK
Novels about Portland's hard-rocking queer magical girls, Magica Riot.
I have almost finished converting the character controller!
I was hoping to have a small video to show with it but atm there is an error that causes the game to crash at launch that I need to fix tomorrow.
I've actually been really productive today with how much of the code I've been able to convert over and optimize a little, obviously still needs more work but it's getting there.
Hopefully I can finish it up tomorrow and fix the bug.
It's causing a Float point overflow so it's gotta be math related.
I have a few guesses as to what's causing it but I'm too tired to tackle it tonight tbh so I'll be tackling it tomorrow.
I won't be getting as much done tomorrow probably because I have to prep for getting my wisdom teeth out so I'll hopefully get the game to not crash again at the very least.
For Pride Month the Magica Riot books that this fan demo is based on are 40% off on Itch so if you haven't already you should 100% go buy and read them and support queer art!!
It's 7 USD for all of them which is around 6 EUR or 5 GBP!
A bundle by Storm Maiden Studios, $7.00 for Magica Riot, Jade Evergreen and the Perils of Polybius, Magica Riot: Full Bloom
Kara's Patreon!
Get more from Magica Riot on Patreon. Writing Queer Magical Girl Books. Support Magica Riot and get exclusive access to their work.
My Kofi!
Support EyerissK
The Magical Riot Bandcamp!
The Magica Riot Website!
Novels about Portland's hard-rocking queer magical girls, Magica Riot.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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