Incorrect Carmilla Quotes

I am a lunatic with lethal combat skills.

Sure I'm sure.

Matska: Now, was that civilised? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilised.

Carmilla: Top crushes? Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Chastain are my top three. If we were drunk together, hot, bad things would happen. Like arson.

Carmilla: I’m not complaining. I love being incredible. But do I ever wonder what it would be like to be less incredible? Of course I think deep stuff like that. I’m incredible.

Kirsch: It's not what you think. We're not enemies; we're just bad friends.

Kirsch: Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear a tool belt and I’m awesome. I’m your bro. I’m Broda.

Carmilla: No, Laura. I won't stop. Not now, not ever. I am the thing that keeps you up at night, the evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest... and neither will you.

Carmilla: Baby, give me motivation not to kill anybody today. Laura: I can't fuck you if you're in prison.

Laura: The lily means... The lily means I dare you to love me.

LaF: One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner.

Laura: There's always a bigger fish.

Matska: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Perry: At last we will reveal ourselves to Laura's audience. At last we will have revenge.

Laura: Carmilla, you’re breaking my heart! And you’re going down a path I cannot follow!

Carmilla: Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.