Incorrect Brave Frontier Quotes

Owen: "It's not water."

Stein: "Vodka! I like your style--"

Owen: "It's vinegar."

Stein: "What?"

Yurika: Fuck off, Hanzo.

Kalon: There's a political candidate causing trouble in Randall for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists.

Czorag: Doesn't it?

Kalon: Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here...

Czorag: OK, yeah, that makes sense.

Kalon: Do you know what happens when I'm lonely, Czory?

Czorag: Oh, gods fucking dammit...

Kalon: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red [CENSORED] of yours, [CENSORED] your [CENSORED] and LICK ALL OF YOUR [CENSORED] BEFORE TAKING OUT YOUR [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] WITH MORE TEETH UNTIL YOU'RE SCREAMING [CENSORED] LIKE A FUCKING BABY!

Paris: Why would you drink on a work night?

Seria: I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass.

Karl: Isn't that MY lunch?

Dewey: *pounds it*

Ark: Sorry.

Lucius: And don't apologise! Every time I try to talk to someone, it's "sorry" this and "forgive me" that and "I'm not worthy..." NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Ark: I'm averting my eyes, O Lord!

Lucius: Well, don't! It's like those miserable psalms, they're SO depressing. Now knock it off!

Ark: Yes Lord!

Lucius: Right. Ark, Oracle Knight, you shall be given a task to make you an example in these dark times.

Ark: Good idea, O Lord!

Lugina: Aaargh, I Macaulay Culkin'd myself and I can't move!

Sera: You M-

Lugina: I booby-trapped my house before I left for Cordelica!

Sera: Sorry, you Macaulay-

Lugina: I got shithoused off of six quarts of Chardonnay on the journey home, I totally forgot.

Sera: Are you okay?

Lugina: No, I'm not okay!! I triggered the whole dang pulley system when I opened the door! I lit my head on fire, got slammed in my peener by a swinging paint can and did a godsdamn gainer on a bunch of marbles!

Sera: OK, I'm calling an ambulance.

Lugina: Look, tell 'em to hurry. That egg timer goes off, I'm done for.

Sera: What happens when the egg timer goes off?

Lugina: The Bees.

Sera: The... bees?

Lugina: Ohh, it was gonna be the grand finale. The timer, the pulleys, knocking over the bees, oh-ho, sweet justice on the bad guys! ...Ohhhhh, boy. Here it comes!! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!

Sera: Uh, happy holidays?

Eze: [points]

Lugina: It looks exactly like my old space.

Noel: Yeah, but this one comes with your own company suck-up.

Suck-up: Morning, Mr Beil! Nice day!

Lugina: Ehh, it's a little cloudy.

Suck-up: It's absolutely cloudy! One of the worst days I've seen in years! So, good news about RealMen Guild!

Lugina: I hate RealMen Guild.

Suck-up: Pack of cheaters, that's what they are. I love your tie!

Lugina: I hate this tie.

Suck-up: It's awful, it's gaudy, it's gotta go.

Lugina: ...and I hate myself.

Suck-up: I hate you too, you make me sick, you fat sack of crap!

Lugina: But I'm an Elder Summoner.

Suck-up: The best there is!

Lugina: But you just said you hated me.

Suck-up: But- not you, the... Elder Summoner, the you who said you hated you, you who love- hate RealMen... Clouds-! [head explodes]

Grahdens: Thank you, Miss Merylham. You are a valued member of our research team, and I will give you a raise tomorrow if you come to work without a shirt on.

Lin: Lord Grahdens!!

Lugina: That's Onion Turtle.

Paris: Geodude-

Lugina: Punchy Rock.

Paris: Meowth-

Lugina: That cat with the long ass arms.

Paris: Ekans-

Lugina: Purple shit.

Paris: He called Diglett-

Lugina: That's Floor Shit right there.

Paris: And Dugtrio-

Lugina: That's THREE Floor Shits.

Paris: He knew Pikachu, but everyone knows Pikachu.

Lugina: Oh, yeah, that's Pikachu right there.

Paris: He called Weepinbell-

Lugina: Oh, that's Almost A Pear.

Paris: Weedle-

Lugina: Party Wiener.

Paris: Beedrill-

Lugina: Everybody knows that's Big Dick Bee.

Tilith: I cannot.

Paris: Ah! So you can knot?

Tilith: No, I cannot knot.

Paris: "Not knot?"

Lugina: Who's there?

Paris: LUGINA!