Incorrect Archibald The Koala Quotes

Sullivan: That's true; I haven't read a word of it or even seen a preview. But after the opening tomorrow, I'm gonna turn in the worst review anybody has ever read and I'm going close your play. Would you like to know why? Because I hate you and everyone you represent. Entitled, selfish, spoiled children. Blissfully untrained, unversed, and unprepared to even attempt real art. Handing each other awards for cartoons and pin-ups. Measuring your worth in weekends? Well, this is theater. And you don't get to come in here and pretend you can write, direct, and act in your own propaganda piece without coming through me first. So break a leg.

John D: *wishing he hadn't gone fishing with Giovanni* I know, I know, I'm trying!

Giovanni: Hey, fuck you.

Sullivan: Shut up.

Edison: Oh, yeah. He’s tons of fun, and you’re not fun at all. He completes you.

John D: Ah, I get it. A sense of accomplishment.

Marie: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get- Why would- I- I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- You have- the nerve, the audacity- Giovanni is my colleague, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm? Check and mate.

Miss. Julie: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

Edison: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

Giovanni: I thought the-a animals might be-a lonely.

Marie: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both. 

Sullivan: Oh, awesome, Archibald was eavesdropping. 

Iris: You’re a Rastepappe treasure.