incorrect 5sos

michael: we almost got surprise adopted!

ashton: what?

luke: we almost got kidnapped

ashton: oh ok

michael: oh no, "michael" in B flat

ashton: wait, really?

michael; hang on lemme just call ashton

*on the phone*

michael: this evil russian guy asked me if i was ready to die

ashton: michael say no

michael to the russian: he said no

luke: i can be really uncooperative

ashton: can you give me an example?

michael: am i in heaven?

*knock on the door*

"open up, it's calum"

michael: oral hygiene

ashton: do what you want, im not your dad

*2 minutes later*

calum: 8 letters 3 wo-

luke: what? when i fell from heaven? no that would be in-

michael: when you fell from the vending machine.

luke:

ashton: you just set the kitchen on fire!

michael: constant anxiety

calum: denial

luke: sydney

calum: it's cold

michael: nice cup of coffee

calum: it's disgusting

michael: cup of coffee

calum: i'm pretty sure this is tea

michael: but it costs $0 to tell myself "it be like that sometimes"

luke: i have this headache that comes and goes

calum: *walks in* hey guys