incorrect three houses quotes

[ashen wolves group chat]

lorenz: centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

hilda: up until i was like 9, i thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happened

aelfric: wow, this bastard clearly has this plan thought out…

dimitri: why isn’t the oven heating up? is it broken? did we forget to pay the gas bill?

balthus: you're bisexual right

annette: so today i was lookin at a boy bcuz he had a piece of lettuce in his hair and he looked at me and said "i have a girlfriend"

constance: i've been alive for 18 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of a public bathroom you're in

byleth: do you know why i recruited you?

constance: I want to drink. I want to forget life. Life is the disgusting invention of God-knows-who. It doesn’t last and it isn’t worth anything. We twist our necks trying to stay alive. Life is a stage setting in which almost nothing is real. Happiness is an old canvas painted on one side.

dimitri: is there any chance you could fix me in the next ten minutes?

blue lions: [singing happy birthday to ingrid]

caspar: dogs deserve to live forever

byleth, joining the golden deer: attention! look at you lot! i've never seen such a miserable bunch! what are you? children?

hubert: [dressed in black, earbuds in, frowning]

sothis: plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality. plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish