Incorrect Princess Bride Quotes

Prince Humperdink: *pointing at couple* is this allowed? Is that allowed?/ I brought you myrr. MyrrDER

Count Rugen: *giggling noises before answering the phone* RYan, what’s up?

Buttercup: no. No NO!*as a song about pussy plays*/ can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

Westley: I thought you were bae! Turns out you’re just fam 😒

Fezzik: so I am confusion. Why is this one Kansas but this one isn’t R Kansas America explain!

Inigo: well. When life gives you lemons/ What the fuck is up Kyle what the fuck. Step the fuck up dude / I’m washing me and my clothes/ honestly I don’t remember I was probably fucked up.. I was crazy back then

Buttercup: *smacks him in the head*

Acts of Service:

so I feel like this one is a given as Westley. “As You Wish” and all. Acts of Service is also the way Buttercup seems to recieve affection so perhaps it’s not her primary love language but she does understand it enough to know it’s how he says he loves her. Also I think Rugen actually also has this love language assuming as this blog does that his paramour is Humperdink as he “swears it will be done” and does the work of torturing Westley for Humperdink since he’s so busy plotting a war. That said it seems to also be Humperdink’s way of recieving love and possibility giving? We never see him really show a character other than himself genuine affection so I’m not really certain. For sure though this is ALSO Inigo’s love language. His quest for revenge is how he shows he loves his father, he’s doing it For Him. Also I feel like helping save buttercup is part of that as well because he could’ve just killed Rugen and dipped but he stays with his friends and helps them with their quest too. This is the Grandpa’s primary love language also as we see he came to his sick grandson and read to him. Now the Boy doesn’t really do much in the story but i think we can safely say if nothing else this is his way to recieve affection so it may also be how he shows affection as well

Words of Affirmation:

Fezzik for sure has this love language because he often tells his friends he’s proud of them and I think that’s the reason Vizzini’s mocking words had as big of an impact on him? Additionally I think this is Vizzini’s love language because his primary method of abuse is words of negativity. Also this man is so thirsty for someone, anyone to call him clever.

Physical Touch:

Westley: so do you

Buttercup:

Westley: Now everything we eat is shaped like a cat

Inigo: I bet you say that to all your customers