Don't waste your time

And for the lady, perhaps reassurance without having to ask for it?

Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

My five year plan is to just see what happens

This is how your computer works btw. This little guy transports information to and fro.

i will Never deactivate. if i die this blog shall remain eternal as a museum of my greatness. a monument of my legacy.

I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person