this place doesn't exist but i am real

ok hypothetically your best friend gets drunk with some friends and texts you at abt 1am "bro I love you soooooo much I wanna kiss you on the mouth in a friend way" and then when she sees it the next day while on call with you only laughs abt it, doesn't push back at all. And so you tell her your friends saw it when you were responding and now think you're both in love with each other, and so if she does come visit (like y'all are talking abt) be warned. And so she gets all excited and says y'all should pretend to date and trick them and starts talking abt how fun it would be. So you point out that she has a boyfriend who would be coming along and she responds with "he can deal with it." and then a week later she makes a point to tell you that she's made it abundantly clear to all her friends who've had crushes on her (you became friends by asking her out) that she doesn't want to kiss them.