may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

Enemies to “I found you while hurt and had to take care of you and in your vulnerable state I saw a side of you I’ve never seen before” to lovers

Look at the ground outside. See the brown stuff? That's dirt. Green stuff on top of it? don't get me started

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

if you're 15 I'm sorry

i love being a woman. its like i have things to do <3 but i wont do them

I had a dream that Nickelodeon had a 2 hour Roast of Butch Hartman special and they kept showing disclaimers at the end of every commercial break saying that this program would be the only time “fuck” was said on Nickelodeon

I wish this was real