Reek, it Rhymes with freak

Awesome how every single theon chapter in acok is just him like "and then i dug the hole i put myself in even deeper and people keep telling me to put the shovel down but I won't listen to them because im gods most specialest boy in the world and everyone else is stupid because they like my sister more than me because she kills people WELL I CAN KILL PEOPLE TOO" like yessss go loserlord ruin your own life

theon has the classic guy on boat holding large fish photo on his dating profiles and he didnt catch the fish aeron did but also its the only photo on his facebook cos its the only one where balon was like Nice you dont look like a fag in this one. so theon likes that picture.

adwd theon hit me like a bullet train. psychological turmoil, guilt, religious themes, magic, murder mystery, political intrigue, etc…what else could an unwell 20-something desire?