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When people say that the camera adds ten pounds it’s because cameras used in filmmaking/TV production have a wider focal length and therefore subjects look wider or bigger. Whereas cellphone cameras have a short focal length that makes subjects appear thinner or smaller.

I hear the birds on the summer breeze I drive fast I am alone at midnight

john mulaney’s dad looks about like how i imagined

me: wow i am really Not Feeling Good

aardvarks are very good but what really charmed me about them was seeing them sleeping… theyre just so chilled out 

“It’s your road and yours alone. Others may walk it with you but no-one can walk it for you.”

““Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.””