the magisterium series and its consequences

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

And no one is even doing it with me

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

your cat was an honor to see in the window

person (non-practicing)

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.