1: Stanley reacts to every bathroom break or noise like its an attempt on his life. He's rawdogging the entire flight no music no entertainment no nothing. You could have had a nice conversation with Goodsir, but there is no way to reach him without making Stanley stare daggers at you, and besides, hes distracted because he'd rather sit next to Silna.

2: She is going to spend the entire flight looking out of the window, yearning, and ignoring CDV. He is going to spend the entire flight trying to strike up a conversation with you or Stanley (who he may be pissing off on purpose, reclining and readjusting his seat by a quarter-inch every 10 minutes give or take). If Silna is to request a bathroom break you both get up and as soon as she is out of earshot, he's going to make a pathetic pass at bonding with you by making demeaning comments about her. No CDV, I don't understand what "her deal is"

3: Enjoy being stuck between two people who are NOT on speaking terms but definitely still fucking. Conversation with Hickey is something you can endure except for the occasions where he starts talking about what "they don't want you to know about" which usually relates back to a topic that used to have a kernel of truth to it ('the uber rich are evil') but has since ventured too deep into conspiracy theory territory ('and they need child sacrifices to keep their companies running') that means you can only really bear and grin it. When he's not talking to you, he's kicking the seat in front of him. Gibson will look a little pale, if thats because he is nauseous or because Hickey is driving him mad, who knows.

4: This one might be the best choice! I placed Edward there as a calming agent for George, but that also means you'll hurt your neck craning it to the side for 10 hours because George always has something to say that is JUST interesting enough that you feel tempted to talk with him. You'll learn a lot. But you won't sleep. At least you're saved from getting poked by his elbows because hes hardwired to practice proper table etiquette in the worlds smallest airplane seat. They both talk to John which is impractical and adds constant chatter to the whole flight.

5: The last thing you want to see during takeoff is a guy pale as a sheet clutching the cross around his neck. If you're a man, and you happen to touch knees during any part of the 10 hour flight, John is going to apologize and tuck both knees against the wall of the plane for the rest of the flight.

Jopson is going to be good for conversations and calming properties, doesn't fuss during landing or takeoff, HOWEVER. He is going to be at Croziers beck and call the entire time, even when Crozier doesn't want him to be, ESPECIALLY when Crozier doesn't want him to be. When he's not falling over himself trying to be of use he is going to spend the flight daydreaming about joining the mile high club with Crozier so it takes a second from asking to be let out, to actually being let out.

6: I will be honest and say the only reason theyre there is because I think Mcdonald would rather have Silnas seat. Collins will turn into a pillar of salt the second we lift off but when asked if he's fine insist that all is well. He always wanted to fly to destination x and something about his expression suggests that could not be further from the truth. Could've benefitted from seating next to or near Goodsir.

7: I have 4 words for you and I want you to pay close attention: Public displays of affection. Need I say more? Think of the couple in line at the amusement park. They might not get touchy feely on the flight but in consideration of the sweet nothings they whisper to each other when they think you're not listening it would almost be better. On the upside, if you're nervous, John is going to be excellent at calming you down.

9: Between leering at the old man next to you, and leering at the old man in front of you, AND chewing your ear off about every little plane related thing that has ever happened to him you're going to hate this seat. He's absolutely going to reach over you to get Franklins attention. Its a seat with a beautiful view all around but you're paying for it by sitting through those stories :( Franklin? Fast asleep. Snoring. Loudly.