you can't trust me

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

Rhino calf pesters his mom. [video]

“Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.”

im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man

my only talent is appearing calm and emotionless when in reality i am on the brink of death

ATTENTION: I need attention

get yourself a compassionate and forgiving inner voice 2018

It’s so weird thinking back to when you first met someone and that moment you had no idea they would have such a big impact on you

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY

Well my mom died already but I have a god mom I guess 😔

God damn it

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.

3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.