I must be a mermaid, Rango...

Man i feel really bad for the guy who wrote this article because the article actually manages to raise a very very very good point but the way the headline is phrased completely omits 95% of what they were trying to say

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

This is fucking killing me

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

"A man should hear a little music, read a little poetry, and see a fine picture every day of his life, in order that worldly cares may not obliterate the sense of the beautiful which God has implanted in the human soul"

“Grow green with spring—yellow and ripe with autumn. Drink of each season’s influence as a vial, a true panacea of all remedies mixed for your especial use.”

“Did you know that prior to Shakespeare calling the 3 witches, ‘the weird sisters’, the word weird didn’t have such negative connotations? The word weird derives from the German word, werden, meaning to grow, or become. In ‘Fate and Destiny’, Michael Meade, author, mythologist and storyteller extraordinaire, writes: ‘The wyrrd is the way we are spun from within, the way we are shaped and styled and aimed at life. The wyrrd refers to that which we must become if we are to become our true selves. Our inner weirdness is also our divine connection. Our essential task in life is to awaken to the way that the eternal would speak through us, to learn to live out our intended personality and the inner weirdness that makes us a unique torchbearer of the flame of life. Only from this ground of destiny can an individual life truly make sense in the end’.”