Oof

I’d always hated The Giving Tree as a kid, but I never realized how much I needed this alternate ending until just now.

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

Whatever color the flag, he’ll be sure to fly it when his lord calls him into battle

i dont understand arent you supposed to put clothes on a corpse? like i genuinely dont understand why you wouldnt want your corpse to be wearing underwear?

Bras are uncomfortable as f u c k

OH! ye that makes sense

This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for this.

Don’t donate to change . Org donate to the go fund me

Fun fact my name spelled backwards is Rats

Every thousand notes I’ll make him thiccer.

This is so cursed.

This can be about wlw or mlm