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Fascinated by the idea that Buffy and Spike both think they’re the monsterfucker of the relationship.

Fascinated by the idea that Buffy and Spike both think they’re the monsterfucker of the relationship.

The secret sauce that makes Spuffy work so much better than most newer Enemies to Lovers is that that Spike is weird little freak who shows in painstaking detail the embarrassing growing pains of developing as a person. He's not some ~secret good guy~ who's just misunderstood, he was actually an evil little shit with just enough charisma to be too human to stake so the main characters let him stick around. He had to claw his way to humanity and it was that growth, and the slow development of Buffy's affections in response to it, that makes it so compelling.

me and my massive throbbing enormous dripping guilt complex

i hate being an adult because no matter how hard you try your house is never ever ever ever ever clean

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

The only acceptable ads should be shit like "groceries on sale" and "free event at the local library"

well well well….who wouldve known that being taught from a young age that i am evil by nature and everyone else is either also evil or constantly suppressing the desire to be evil would make me think that i am evil by nature and everyone else is either also evil or constantly suppressing the desire to be evil?

And THAT’S on being a Calvinist at age ten without even realizing it