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False confidence is my middle name

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When the semester starts Iāll get back to writing cuz whys everything so damn taxing
So many ideas and drafts but whereās the motivation to expand themš«©
I wish I had that wand Barbie had in her Rapunzel, just infinite clothing glitch
Whereās my somebody whoāll listen to whatever š© I wanna say? I feel like Iām doing that for ppl so whyyy

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Iām thinking angsty fluff, imma base it on every other bad day when all I wanted was a hug
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Final part of reader whoās roommates with Simon Riley
This is 3, hereās 1 & 2
Maybe your entire being was capable of defying gravity right now.
Your head felt all floaty and your boots seemed to be the only thing tethering you to the ground. Pure exhaustion mightāve also been a factor, though all of it would soon become irrelevant when you finally made it to your apartment.
You sighed with relief while trying to unlock the door but before you were even successful, it opened inward. Obviously, it was Simon, but unusually he stood there shirtless, his hair a mess and his eyebrows furrowed.
āWhatās wrong?ā you asked him curiously, stepping past him, attention focused on your boots as you slipped them off.
He shut and locked the door behind you before taking your boots and placing them onto the shoe rack, shoulders still tense, āYouāre late.ā
āOh,ā you say teasingly, looking up and directly at him. āDidnāt know you were keeping track of when I got home.ā
You were rather pleased to find out that even his chest flushed when he was flustered.
He dodged your eye contact, looking annoyed, āYou said youād be back by midnight and itās two.ā
His eyes were now back on yours and he looked less embarrassed and more frustrated as he continued, āThought something mightāve happened to you.ā
Sigh, why was he so adorable?
āIām sorry for worrying you, swear I really didnāt mean to.ā He looked so sincere you couldnāt help, but drop the teasing tone. āThe guy I hitched a ride with stayed back to clean, so I had to too. Shouldāve texted you but it totally slipped my mind.ā
āGuy? Couldāve dropped you off and picked you up on time too,ā he grumbled, looking even more upset.
A huff, āYouāre not my chauffeur Simon, you donāt need to drive me everywhere, especially when youāre not planning to go.ā
ā I like drivin-ā his eyes suddenly narrowed while he paused, staring off at a spot on your neck. He pushed your hair aside and turned your head a little. āIs that a love bite?ā
Both the question and the action shocked you a little. Simon never really initiated contact with you unless he had to, so now that he did, and despite how casual it was, it had your mind going more fuzzy.
āWhat? No,ā you say quickly snapping out of it to hold the spot.
He just stares at you, arms now crossed.
That makes you giggle a little, āSimon, are you jealous?ā
He rolls his eyes, turning around, grumbling about how itās not his business anyway.
āWait,ā you grabbed his arm to stop him and he lets you. āItās just a steam burn from when I was doing my hair. The guy isnāt even my type and I feel like Iāve made it fairly obvious that you are but you just donāt seem to get it.ā
Simon is surprised by this and you blink up at him even more startled that youād said it so outright.
āWhat?ā he questions.
Now it was your turn to stare at him deadpanned, āWhat do you mean āwhatā? Iām practically always throwing myself at you. Hell even now Iām struggling to contain myself.ā
āYou're drunk.ā
āUhuh, like that negates that Iām speaking the truth,ā an eyeroll,ā could always show you if you think Iām lying.ā
It seems he finally believes you then or he maybe just wants to escape the conversation, because he pushes your face away(like really palm directly pushing against your face) and tells you to go shower and go to bed.
āNope.ā
āWhat?ā
āI refuse.ā
āYou canāt refuse.ā
āI can and I will⦠unlessā¦ā
A deep sigh from him, āWhat do you want?ā
āWanna sleep in your bed.ā
āYouāve got your own bed.ā
āBut youāre not in it and I want to be closeā
An exasperated groan.
āDonāt you want to sleep with me?ā you say with feined innocence.
?!?!?!
āYou know thatās not what I mean. Not that Iām against it though,ā you continue despite his scandalized reaction.
He sighs, hand coming down to rub his face, āFine, but really only sleep.ā
āYay!ā
You rush off to go shower and change.
Afterwards, when his arms are wrapped around you, youāre content to have finally gotten into his bed.
Had to google what being drunk feels like but i donāt think i got it right. I also realized i have no idea how to write flirting/the development of a relationship so apologies if this is just too off/choppy cuz my imagination can only take me so farš„²āš¾Thank you and good nightš
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Ooh after this miniseries next one might be loosely based on some sorta chronic pain cuz I wanna be self indulgent
Imma type out idea for the rest(so I donāt forget) then go to bed

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Continuation of roommate!reader and Simon Riley
This is 2, hereās 1 & 3
Simon didnāt know what to do with himself.
Between the anything-but-PG scenes playing out on the TV and his roommate pressed up so close against him in next to nothing, he couldnāt help but feel hot all over. You were just so damn soft and you smelled so so good too.
Plus for some reason the couple on the screen just couldnāt seem to get enough of each other. If he hadnāt seen you click onto Netflix himself, heādhave assumed this was just some porno with a really good budget.
He felt like a pervert for it all though. His roommate was simply being their usually friendly self, trying to involve him into their fun, and here he was acting like a young school boy, red spattered over his ears, cheeks and down his neck. Simon could only hope you didnāt notice.
You noticed.
And wondered whether the rest of him got this red too.
Earlier, youād walked up to him in your ittiest bittiest shorts and a t shirt that only revealed them at the right times. It was an outfit intentionally chosen to stir a reaction. And while you indeed got a reaction, there was, as usual, no action.
Simon on the other hand thought he was doing well with being self aware. He was sure to make sure he didnāt misconstrue your innocent offer to watch a show and ājust chillā as anything but that. He even did his best to keep his eyes at an appropriate level, refusing to look at your chest area though he was sure your tits were winking at him.
Good news is he at least kept his gaze on your face, bad news is it remained locked onto your lips while you spoke.
He really couldnāt help himself.
And by now you usually wouldāve been amused while actively trying to make him more nervous, but instead your entire focus was on the screen when the male lead uttered probably the worst shit he ever could. You got angry enough to pause the show and just stare at it blankly, frustration very palpable as your lips pressed tight.
Simon, ever quick to notice your mood changes, started to pat you on your lower back where his hand had soon come to rest and now it was his turn to find you entertaining. You really were so adorable, even if you āunintentionallyā tortured him.
Tbh the show I was thinking theyād be watching is Bridgerton. I was just tryna think of something i know is capable of making some ppl mad and others flustered within an episode.(Iāll never forget when I clicked on the first ep thinking ooh new pretty period drama and just saw man cheeks like š„¹āš¾)It wouldāve been love island but I havenāt watched it at all since im trying to cut back on frustrations caused by things that do not concern me. This part was written while I was less sleepy and I hope that š©shows. Maybe it doesnāt cuz Iām pretty sure grammar is off in that first line but I give up. Iāve got another continuation in my head, I think. Seems much easier to come up with ideas/complete them when theyāre smaller writings. Thank you for reading my unnecessary/unpunctuated thoughts as wellš«¶š¾
Taglist: @tescobigb0y , @pixiu-palindrome
Kinda hate the word wife beater for a piece of clothing, but since Iāve moved I donāt think Iāve ever heard anyone say vest. Imma check Pinterest to see what that brings up
Lately Iāve been thinking about reader whoās roomates with Simon Riley
This is 1, hereās 2 & 3
You cursed your procrastinating spirit for landing you into this situation. Said situation being the huge and weird man circumstances had forced you into living with.
All ended up well enough though, since your new roommate, Simon, was very particular with neatness and also very very reliable.
It was nice to know that if something broke there was someone willing and available to fix it and also a welcome relief to realize youād only ever have to worry about your own share of bills and chores.
He was also just plain nice despite being so quiet(and odd). Although he seemed to communicate in mainly grunts and deadpanned stares, heād taken it upon himself to drive you to campus most days, cook for you whenever he could and he even awkwardly comforted you when he noticed you feeling particularly down.
Your only gripe with him, something you found endearingly frustrating, was his inability to take a hint.
Youād made so many a pointed remark about things youād like to do to him and vice versa, but somehow all youād ever receive in return was a dumbfounded stare as he tried to process what you meant. The fool would then somehow make the statements seem more innocent than originally intended and due to embarrassment youād never correct him instead letting out a frustrated huff to which youād get confused but placating pats.
At some point you thought that maybe he didnāt have a thick skull and this was just a polite way for him to turn you down. But the intense stares heād direct at you at inadvertent times, but most especially in the mornings when his eyes would zero in on your cleavage or whatever else he could glean through the sets you favored as pjs showed that he was very much interested.
So all was well enough but not exactly perfect, because Simon Riley was too dense to see that all you wanted was to be in his bed.
Anyhow I lowkey didnāt edit this as much cuz nothing will get out at this rate. Abandoned way too many lil writings like these cuz I got mad over my words not wording. Iāve got a continuation for this sorta
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DIY crochet wig I made. Not really a wig person, but now I wanna make a mullet oneš
Stunning as always
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i love when women.
Love this so bad, even the next fit was prob cuz ppl were complaining abt her awrah
Itās my motherās bday I woke up at 5(slept on the floor so Iād actually get up) to make breakfast for a fam of 6 and a decorated cake. Planned to do cleaning too cuz Iām broke and thatās the most I can do. But not cleaning shit now but my and my siblingās space cuz she wakes up and all she does is complain abt what I hadnāt done(I sat down for a bit cuz I was tired). And everyday she complains abt how nobody does š© for her. Like well duh if Iām gonna get yelled at either way Iād rather not do squat(mind u I canāt even not do anything cuz Iām the oldest girl of 4 in an African household)
She keeps acting like sheās hurt when I say I wonāt exactly miss her much when I leave in August. Keeps acting like Iām gonna be so sad or atleast find it inconvenient that sheās not there. But itās been many yrs now of me doing more š© for her than she does for me when sheās my mother. Only thing she does now for me is drive me abt(she is part of the reason I got my permit so late) and I donāt even go anywhere unless itās school. Perpetually stuck at home unless she/the family is going somewhere and have to turn friends down.
During last two years of highschool I always took the bus even though Iāve been wearing a back brace/generally had back/hip pain still had to stand in the fuck ass cold for a good 20 minutes in between bus changes(even if bus gets here they didnāt let us get on till certain time). Sheād also complain if I got sick cuz apparently now itāll spread which is like wtf do u even want me to do atp not go to school and fail? She didnāt drive me unless I needed to get there early for AP exams/or I had to stay back cuz of some class/club thing which was thrice a month for staying back at best and twice for early AP exams. Hell sheād complain abt driving me 15 minutes to my brothersā school twice a week in the mornings even tho sheās already driving there anyway with them and on every other day of the week I had over an hr commute(3 buses) to get there. Only one that I atleast see why sheād get upset by is the cna practices/exam I did sporadically throughout spring semester. Everything else my dad prob took me. And yet sheāll always complain abt how I canāt do my hair while not even letting me wash it myself up until recently. Like I love her but itāll have to be from afar cuz next thing I know sheāll be complaining abt me breathing oxygenš«©