not feeling like jacking off :/

ur in my thoughts and prayers bro. get well soon :(

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

super dickman’s thick nuts

Why am I laughing so hard

eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions

that 16th century peasant feeling

WHO IS SHE

WH A T

LMAO *applies lip balm for 3 whole minutes*

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

Far away cow moos

My best friends singing voice

The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet

Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.

Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that

Ok. Who wants to see him? I need to know.

Him??

I NEEDED to see him

This nigga was high as shit *softly* “they taste good”

I DIED AT SMACKABLE

I will NEVER not reblog.

This dudes voice is so soft and high pitched, this makes it soo much funnier

Lmfaoooo