saaage

Hobi = a sunshine

me:

Rap monster: how to not break things/how to get away with it/how to hide the stuff you broke

Jin: cooking/how to be handsome like him (spoiler: you can’t)/how to handle 5 hyper kids (another spoiler: you put sleeping pills in their food)

Suga: how to nap/positions to nap in/ how to not give a fuck/how to spit fire

J-hope: a guide for people who’s afraid of everything (spoiler: basically just stay at home)/how to dance/how to be a sunshine like him (another spoiler: seriously you can’t he’s the actual sun)

Jimin: how to make everyone fall for you (you can’t, you have to be Jimin in order to be able to do it)/how to twerk/posts videos of him working out shirtless

Tae: how to pet dogs/how to become professional photographer using your Iphone only/how to talk to animals

Jungkook: how life is for a golden maknae (vlog)/how to annoy Jin & your hyungs (demonstrates by pulling pranks on them 24/7)/how to do everything perfectly good (spoiler: even if you try you’ll fail, you’re not the golden maknae!)