almost home
Sade Olutola
Kiana Khansmith
One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Monterey Bay Aquarium
oozey mess
d e v o n
will byers stan first human second
wallacepolsom
Discoholic 🪩
NASA
Three Goblin Art
titsay
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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The Big List of Resources for Learning Danish
I plan on updating this as often as I come across something worthy of being added to this list. I’ll make a post to let you know that something new has been added so you don’t need to check back all the time.
Last updated: 06/01/2024
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Planting a forest is such a wild experience, because it means casually getting a bill for 11,000+ trees and bushes.
You planted a forest?
Sure did! 🪵 At least, I’m calling it a forest. I’ve got nothing on Mr. The Pooh, but I did what I could! It’s about 6.5 acres, or a bit over 2.5 hectares.
Planting a forest is such a wild experience, because it means casually getting a bill for 11,000+ trees and bushes.
NEO PRONOUN "HEN" AND SINGULAR THEY "DE" ADDED TO THE DANISH DICTIONARY
End-e-lig!! Jeg er SÅ træt af at læse “han/hun” hele tiden. 👏 Jeg synes det ser så useriøst ud, når folk skriver det.
Wtf is Sweden's obsession with using dl for baking measurements. My friend sent me a recipe for kokostosca brownies and it's like, 2 dl coconut flakes, 0.5 dl cocoa powder, 1.5 dl veteförtjockningsmedel (whatever that is), 0.8 dl granulated sugar. Okay great how many grams is that.
Europeans will hate and hate on hate on the imperial measuring system for cooking, but then do the exact same thing in metric flavor. 🤣
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You can pry gifs out of my cold, dead, millennial hands. If we have a conversation, you’d better believe I’ll be responding in part with funny little moving pictures, tailored perfectly to each situation.
🤢 I became hyper-aware of my accent while speaking Danish the other day, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Pyrok is going to have to piss so bad when the adrenaline wears off, I swear.
DlyslydkgKgzlxjc!!!
It’s turning pink!
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
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When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately
Also almost every woman I know has low blood pressure and so many are anemic. Men make for much better prey because 1) easy to catch yes and 2) so much more blood
There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.
Strawberry Rhubarb Lemonade is sweet and tart for a perfect, cold summery drink that only has a few ingredients.
I’ll be drinking this all summer long, so I feel like that makes it a recipe that warrants sharing. 🍓🍋
Notes:
- For the love of all that is good, 1/2C of sugar is more than enough. 🫣 I feel like this amount gives the perfect balance between sour and sweet, but do what your heart tells you is right.
- If you have a blender, go ahead and blend the strawberries and rhubarb together after warming, instead of mashing and straining - this will result in a cloudier color, and if any of the lemonade makes it to the fridge, you’ll likely want to stir it before drinking, as it will separate into two layers. The taste is not affected by any of this, but it gives a nice, pulpy texture to the lemonade.
- 🦷 Be kind to your teeth and remember a straw!
anyway, here are some of my fuckass book drawings in no particular order
happy mermay to this beautiful mermai-- what do you mean that's a seal. that's literally a mermaid look at her
(links // tip jar!)
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There's always something wild about reading an entire novel in a day. When I set it down at last, I had to remind myself, "Oh, yes, a reality exists outside this book."
He’s casting a spell 🫧
