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Hi I spent forever on this but I’m very hype for some MCYT to fight. Also this is me submitting suggestions to the council for Brother Blade.

manhunt!

{I don’t know phasmophobia well enough to do that specifically, but I’ll run with the supernatural bit :) }

“Have you ever communicated with a spirit, Techno?”

Techno gave Wilbur a look, which did nothing to deter the eagerness on his friend’s face. The question was clearly sincere. 

“No,” he said dryly. “Considerin’ spirits don’t exist, I’ve definitely never spoken to one.” 

Wilbur grinned. “Oh, don’t tell me you’re a skeptic.”

“I’m a rationalist, Wilbur. And there’s nothin’ rational about believin’ in Casper the friendly ghost.”

“You’re probably right,” Wilbur said, but he went digging for something in his backpack. “Casper seems like a prick, anyway.” 

dream: OH OH OH!!!!

george: Ohhhhhhh.

sapnap: ooooooh~~

tommy: oh. Ohhhh! OHHHHHHH???!!!!

tubbo: ...oh.

wilbur: ohh?????

technoblade: ᴏʜʜʜʜʜʜʜ.

okay, i know fuchsia frankensteins’s dodgebolt strategy wasn’t entirely new, but there are many things about it that just makes it so perfect for their team. 

first thing’s first, i just want to contradict hbomb’s comments about this dodgebolt strategy. he himself believes that since they got there together as a team, then they should all be able to shoot because it would somewhat be a celebration of their cooperation and teamwork. while i don’t necessarily oppose his statements, i do think that fuchsia’s “funnel dream first” plan was still able to promote the teamwork fuchsia upheld during the event. in fact, i fully believe their strategy embraced their teamwork because of the complexity of their strategy and how each member of fuchsia had a role during dodgebolt that helped them sweep through all three games. 

all members being able to shoot shouldn’t be the main idea to go to when wanting to show a team’s cooperation and unity. 

fuchsia’s strategy wasn’t merely to establish a hierarchy and simply stick to that plan– i fully believe there was some unspoken yet brilliant trickery they pulled off that helped boost their win. like, a lot of trickery. granted, they may have been doing this unintentionally, but everything just lines up so perfectly that i really wanna talk about the genius behind it.

firstly, let’s talk about dream. it was obvious he was going to be the main shooter when it came to the game, and i really want to commend dream for being able to create this strategy in the first place. to me, dream wasn’t too sneaky when it came to his role since he was simply the main archer and he delivered whenever he needed to shoot someone off. what was amazing, however, is how he was able to divert everyone’s attention to himself so that the opposing team would underestimate his teammates’ accuracy when it comes to shooting as well.

the dream ace during the first round completely made them target and hyperfocus on dream. with the fact that hbomb wasn’t expecting a hierarchy of archery when it came to fuchsia, and with the hyperfocusing on dream, they completely undervalued the other players of fuchsia, especially george.

and speaking of george, holy fucking shit gogy. i’m going to talk about george and sapnap’s dodgebolt roles because honestly, it was real fucking genius. 

what’s interesting about george is how underestimated he is when it comes to pvp, especially archery, and i think sapnap and dream’s infamous reputation when it comes to pvp paved the way for george to be their secret weapon all along.

there was only one game in mcc 11 that showcased their pvp skills, and that would be sky battle. during sky battle, especially in the first and third rounds, sapnap and dream absolutely dominated the kills. witnessing this, the blue black cats (who i will be referring to as bbc from now on) were led to believe that george wasn’t as good in pvp as the other two.

but all sky battle did was made sapnap fool bbc into thinking that he should be the priority when it comes to dodgebolt, leaving george to sweep them in the end.

you can see in bbc’s point of view that sapnap was always their priority after they’ve taken out dream. i know sapnap was doing this unintentionally, but the fact that he kept picking up the arrows before the george sweeps happened further added onto the mind games they were playing with bbc. with sapnap picking up the arrows, it gave them the impression that he was the second sharpest shooter in fuchsia, and him passing the arrows to dream was only him being “scared”.

sapnap’s façade in dodgebolt completely paved the way for george to slowly reveal he was fuchsia’s secret weapon all along.

you see it happen during the game. round 2 was the best place to see how bbc completely prioritized sapnap after dream’s out. sapnap took the attention away from george so when the opportunity comes, george can strike the opposing team dead.

(i just loved how they believed george was the shield and sapnap was the threat when in reality, it was the other way around.)

now, let’s move onto karl, who also played a pivotal role in dodgebolt. i know we like to joke about karl carrying when he was shot first three times, but let me tell you that karl being believed to be the “easiest target” was the best plan fuchsia had into gathering arrows at the beginning so dream can take out the best players when it was their time to shoot. the trickery was absolutely genius– bbc thinks they’re taking out an easy target, but fuchsia takes this as an opportunity to harvest arrows to take hbomb out first during every round.

karl was 100% a valuable asset to fuchsia, and was important because, again, he was the reason dream could easily take out most of the team during the first few shots– that’s how hbomb was taken out in round 2 and 3. karl walked so the rest of the dream team can run, basically.

(kudos to @sapnapss for mentioning this ^^ !)

with the roles explained, i’m just gonna commend other things fuchsia did that helped boost their winning streak. 

firstly, big kudos to dream for making up the strategy beforehand so there was no confusion when it came to dodgebolt. compare mcc 8’s dodgebolt and mcc 11’s dodgebolt and you can see how his team was less stressed and more decisive when it came to executing plans and shots. 

secondly, kudos to george and dream humbling their team whenever they win because they didn’t want a repeat of what happened during mcc 9. it really helped calm their nerves and be less complacent and more focused.

thirdly, i’m quite amazed at how they adapted to new plans when they realized how they died in previous rounds. when shelby took out most of their team in round 2, dream made it a plan to shoot shelby after he takes out hbomb. when they realized the “shoot left shoot right” strategy didn’t work for sapnap and george, they didn’t try implementing it during the last shots of round 3. 

and lastly, i completely loved the “don’t get the arrow in the middle strategy”. it was easy to see why dream opposed taking the arrow when sapnap got in round two– it made the other team aim at the better players of fuchsia more. by not taking the arrow, it leaves bbc at a loss of who to aim for first, so they do the second best thing they can do which is target karl. and we know why targeting karl was important for fuchsia’s “funnelling dream” strategy. all of what dream told them to do was deliberate and part of the fucking plan. 

My parents are kicking me out.

I have until the end of December to find a new place to live. If not, I’ll be out on the streets, because they won’t let me stay, and I have nowhere else to go as of now.

I’m 19 years old. I’m a college sophomore in America, I’m thousands of dollars in debt with student loans, I have no job, no license, and no car.

When quarantine happened, I was laid off at my job. Since then, I haven’t been able to find another, despite my attempts. I have a little less than $100 to my name, thanks to my parents emptying my bank account to pay for this year’s tuition and class materials. It’s very likely that I won’t be able to continue my education due to all of this.

I thought I had more time. I’m terrified. Being homeless is the worst nightmare anyone ever has to face, and I don’t want to face it. I’m stuck, none of my applications for jobs have been accepted, I have no place to go, and I’m running out of time.

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Below the cut is… a list of things I have faced while living in my parents’ house. I’m including this in my post to… hopefully give whoever looks a sense of what kind of people my parents are.

(TW for description of emotional, verbal, and physical abuse, sui// self h/rm mention):

I know them enough to know that they don’t deserve any of this shit, they always been nice and kind to me and everyone else, and they are a fantastic artist and writer, I’ve been following them for 5 years and I totally believe them if they saying something like this!

(have so much more to live for)

I think in this situation Karl is analogous to Dream. He’s aware of shipping culture and he’s trying to build his brand. In Karl’s case, he’s going to for the soft eboy who’s on alt tiktok, so yeah... he’s going to throw his bussy at every man in a 100 mile radius and see who takes the bait. Hbomb, Eret, Dream, even Skeppy briefly looked at the bait before saying “Yeah... maybe next time sport.”  And now Quackity, after finally realizing George is just not into him, is noticing that Karl has been fishing this whole time. I mean you have to respect the hustle. It’s not as genuine because Karl... chose an interesting partner in his pandering efforts.