sinister kid

Maybe I am, you don’t know. Also, you are totally being scolded right now, babe. It’s good to know this is an ‘event’ though. Sounds a lot better than killing time. 

‘Scuse me, Miss O’Hara. I feel like you scolding me is like 40% of our relationship but I don’t hate it. Next time I’ll even announce it in my loud voice, megaphone and all. 

And why didn’t I think about you making some remark like that? Or maybe I did….who knows. But yeah, I miss making content on NDHQ, so the sooner I get back on my grind the better, all puns intended. A little bit of schmoozing, but only a little. Soon hopefully, just got to finish up some loose ends and it’s back to the booth. Too pretty for stress wrinkles, you sure are something else Sam Evans, but I’m sure whatever work you’ve been doing is great. It was an iconic moment, along with her topless video that went around school, but that Manny Santos is one bad bitch and my spirit animal on some days.

I blame it entirely on the fact I like to cuddle, but if you wanna be that way then fine.

You’re slippin’, Harper. But then again you’re making puns so maybe it ain’t all hopeless. You got ideas lined up for work?  Well I’m sure once you get into the studio you’re gonna crush it. But thanks. It’s all just for fun now but we’ll see where it all goes. All I’m hearing is that you, like Manny Santos, had some wild moments back in the day and now I’m curious. 

Fine? That felt like some bass in your voice. 

It’s been consuming me a bit lately, but I need to get back on my horse and put out more content before I become yesterdays news….plus my fans have been hounding me for new stuff so, it’s on the long to-do list. So you’ve been working on some stuff, huh?? A few songs, but none recorded yet, mostly writing and I’ve had a few meetings here and there for potential tracks. Manny Santos is much more than just the girl with the thong, but yes, you would be correct.

Now Sam, we all know a few things about well behaved women rarely making history. Besides, you didn’t seem to mind all that much if I recall correctly….

Yeah that’s right you get on that horse. Anyway, weird innuendos aside, that sounds good. Pretty sure your fans wouldn’t abandon you over taking a break, it happens. Meetings, writing, I’m sure some schmoozing...that’s great. Hopefully you’ll get some studio time soon. Ehh. Little bit of work, nothing too strenuous, I’m too pretty for stress wrinkles. Well I told you I’ve only seen bits and pieces, the thong just happened to be one of the bits. I’m sure there’s more to her. 

I don’t know about anything more than you being a habitually handsy soon as the movie starts.

Time to kill? Why Samuel Evans is that what you call our time together?

You’re sounding suspiciously like a Southern belle right now, I’m feeling almost scolded. But nah, hanging out with you officially makes it an ‘event’. 

Well I’m glad you at least had a plan B set up for yourself. Oh I wonder who I could mean. Just hush, when are you free next babe?

Always. Well despite you hushing me when you know I’m right, I’m down for us hanging out. Got some time to kill Friday night if you do. 

My body tends to have the right idea most days. It’s going good, I’ve been writing a lot, a bunch of creative juices are certainly flowing. Oh god, the hair styles on that show were garbage up until about season six and even then….as much as I love my girl Manny, her hair went through it for a while. Well, I would offer my assistance as a watching buddy but…..you know how I get.

Creativity’s good. I know I’ve had some bursts myself though I wish they weren’t usually at 2AM when I wanna sleep, but you know how it is, you go where the muse goes. Anything good coming out of that creativity that I should be on the lookout for? Manny...that’s the one with the thong? Scandalous. Nah, you can’t behave so no more watching with you. 

I know. Whatever would you do if you didn’t have that cute face working for you? It’s good, really good. I’m really happy. Only real complaint I have is spending time there means less time here. I enjoy random hookups as much as the next gal, but some of those guys don’t know what they’re doing. I might need a professional. 

I’d be in a band. Lots of uggos pick up a guitar to pick up chicks. Ed Sheeran gets so much play for somebody who looks like he lives in a house made out of a hollowed out mushrooms and calls upon the magic of the forest to protect the trees. I haven’t been spending much time here myself, so I get it. But professional, hmm? Whoever could you mean? 

Yeah? You want me to be all flirty dancing up on you Maybe, just because you’re really cute. 

Thank goodness all this cute is useful for something. Feel free to dance up on me anytime. How’s the job treating you? 

JB: if you tell me I will....

JB: I mean. like your style is /hot/ but you can't say it doesn't look directly handpicked from a few Supreme Fuck-boy closets.

JB: bsb was hot, like no doubt about it. and i think there over/all/ hot count was way higher than NSYNC. 'cos while they had Justin and JC, the rest? resting on singing in the background, with the dark lighting.

SE: what's there to tell?

SE: uh I'm pretty sure I know the difference between dress boots and them dusty brunch ones so no, I can't say my style's like that at all.

I did and it was great. Oh, I’m sorry babe. Next time for sure I’ll either drag you along or I’ll send you tons of flirty drunk texts that will make you blush. You have my word. 

All I ask. I mean now I can’t decide if the going out is better than drunk texts but if we’re out together I can get the flirty drunk!Mia experience in person...actually option one works. 

JB: is that how to get the truth out of you?

JB: true. just dress the part. :p

JB: omg, is there some underground turf war between football and baseball players I didn't know about?

JB: who was your NSYNC crush then?

SE: you'll never know now, will you?

SE: get out.

SE: I don't know if there's generally one but yeah at my high school they didn't really get along.