Better than you

In search for a Safe Haven for roleplayers? Where there’s no pressure or stress and the main point is to have fun?

Look no further!

A Discord server has been created where roleplayers from the D:BH are more than welcome to join or even stop by.

                                                Sinday Edition

Things to say:

‘Now take your clothes off slowly.’

‘Kiss me again.’

‘Let me taste you.’

‘I crave everything about you.’

‘Oh, the things I want to do to you…’

‘I want to touch every inch of your body.’

‘Why don’t we take this to the bedroom?’

‘It’s more exciting with the potential of being caught.’

‘I’ve been thinking of your lips all day.’

‘I’ve been dreaming of you, naked on the floor.’

‘Let me show you how much I love you.’

‘I’ve been thinking of all the ways you can get me to scream your name.’

‘I want to taste you on my lips.’

‘I want to feel you in me.’

‘Don’t tease me unless you plan to make good on it.’

‘I don’t like teases.’

‘Make me.’

‘Why don’t you come into the bedroom and find out.’

‘I want right here, right now.’

Actions: 

My muse gropes your muse’s rear end. 

Your muse gropes my muse’s rear end.

My muse pulls yours in for a heated kiss.

Your muse pulls mine in for a heated kiss.

My muse slowly starts undressing yours.

You muse slowly starts undressing mine.

My muse trail’s a finger down your muse’s chest.

Your muse trail’s a finger down my muse’s chest.

My muse starts to grind against your muse.

Your muse starts to grind against my muse.

My muse sits in your muse’s lap.

Your muse sits in my muse’s lap.

My muse joins your’s in bathing.

Your muse joins mine in bathing. 

My muse slides their hand down/up your muse’s pants/skirt.

Your muse slides their hand up/down my muse’s skirt/pants.

My muse begin’s nibbling on yours earlobe.

Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE

Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY

Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING

“We played truth or dare. What an eye opener that was.”

“Do you know what bukakke is?”

“It’s not the cocking queen!”

“Sugar is a drug.”

“It’s worse than cocaine.”

“Can I touch your gun?”

“I don’t think it’s weird to be excited about meeting the queen.”

“You should get a better accountant if that’s happening.”

“You didn’t do that, because it’s illegal.”

“He comes in every day and pretends to be a different monarch doing a different illegal thing.”

“I want to be imposing to criminals.”

“What’s Russian for sandwich?”

“If you died, who would be in charge?”

“And that’s what the Earl of Sandwich means to me.”

“Historical hoes.”

“He stores meat in his jackets.”

“I think they’re allowed to kill me.”

“Sometimes I think being positive is just bullshit.”

“It’s not like we can just shove a thermometer up their backside.”

“They said we can’t eat or drink anything ever again.”

“It’s a bit like twitter. Everyone’s a cunt.”

“Can you be diverse? Can you be a woman?”

“I’m gonna go home and work on being more diverse.”

“I spent all morning repressing that memory.”

“I don’t know how to deal with dead people.”

“He’ll probably be dead in an hour.”

“I don’t even work here and I’m gonna die.”

“Telling him that was like punching a puppy repeatedly in the face.”

“You know that plant is fake, right?”

“Maybe one of them was walking on the beach and a coconut fell on his head and he died.”

“I’m not very good at dealing with very emotional people.”

“I have trouble expressing.. you know. When you have an emotion. Whatever that’s called.”

“Under increasing pressure, I have to practice having emotions.”

“It’s for everyone’s benefit that I don’t do the job that I’ve been asked.”

“The ringtone emergency is just the tip of the iceberg.”

“One time, a real clever bloke smuggled marijuana inside a giant sculpture of marijuana.”

“I’m worried it’s only good because I’m doing the hand stuff.”

“Is that really the saddest thing that’s ever happened to you?”

“She’s going to have to provide comfort and support and I’m extremely worried about how awkward it’ll be.”

“Maybe I’m not that bad at emotions.”

“Don’t want to be repressive like those olden-day white folks.”

“They hate us. Everyone hates us.”

“It’s like she’s been smoking the PCP.”

“I’ve given up the booze, just for a month.”

“I thought she was dying.”

“I woke up at the weekend in the shower of a Premier Inn, covered in sick with my tights wrapped ‘round my head.”

“I heard that once she got so drunk she woke up on the baggage carousel.”

“She’d wear two pairs of socks on a night out in case on her way home she needed a shit.”

“Once she got so drunk she took a bin to school instead of her daughter.”

“She woke up inside a beehive.”

“This is an infringement on my human rights.”

“I’m several miles out of my comfort zone.”

“Let’s just drop all the gender binary rubbish.”

“I might have a vagina but don’t treat me like a cunt.”

“Fuck off back to the mines of Mordor or whatever fucking hole you came from, you irritating little hobbit!”

“If you want anything done, ask a busy woman, because all the men are too busy being intimidated.”

“Do you think I’m a fucking idiot? Don’t patronize me.”

“My biggest fear is getting hit with a block of frozen piss.”

“Frozen blocks of piss are the biggest silent killers known to man.”

“Death by piss.”

“Are you listening? Because I’ve completely forgot what I was saying.”

“I haven’t done a tweet in two years.”

“She says if I go on twitter, she’ll kill herself.”

“Karma’s bullshit.”

“Netflix and chill?”

“Have you finally been right-swiped?”

“We’ve got a lot in common. We’re both the same star sign, we’ve both got brothers.”

“No man left behind.”

“I don’t drink anything. Ever.”

“I have a bit of a complicated relationship with authority figures.”

“What’s the point? We’re all gonna die.”

“You, my friend, are too naive.”

“I’m gonna get a frozen chicken and prove it.”

“Wow, uh. That sure is your opinion.”

“You wanna watch some science?”

“I sent her a picture of my cock. And then my balls.”

“Twitter is about blue ticks, sex, and violence.”

“It was originally built without doors, but that just made it difficult to get into any of the rooms.”

“They’re gonna post my cock online.”

“Plus side, he’s got the biggest dick I’ve ever seen.”

“I’m not 100% sure but I think I just saved twitter.”

“Someone’s got a hold of my cock.”

“That’s a sentence I didn’t think I’d be saying today, or ever.”

“I have a real general face.”

“I thought I had consumption, because I thought it was still a thing.”

“It’s just a crock of shit.”

“I think I’m describing a normal conversation, which is nice, because it’s unusual.”

“You’re a lesbian.”

“I assumed you were gay, what with the beard and the look.”

“That’s what the gay lads call your type.”

“Where I come from, having a beard is pretty much an emblem of masculinity.”

“I have not had a fucking good time today.”

“If someone makes an assumption about me, I’m too much of a coward to correct them.”

“My landlord thinks that I’m Australian.”

“You fuck! You fucking fuckface!”

“I nervously drank almost all the bottle of champagne myself.”