Imported Horse: The Life of the Rider

the other day I was coming back from work and as I’m walking up to my apartment, he runs up to me with two fistfuls of grass and yells DON’T STEP ON THIS GRASS IT’S FOR THE BUNNIES and drops it in the middle of the sidewalk and i’m just like okay!! :D

this morning I left for work and I heard a tapping noise, so I looked up and he was in the second floor window waving goodbye

so i said happy birthday to him and they showed me his invisible helicopter and then informed me that I misheard them and that the invisible man was, in fact, God

*military helicopters drops onto a crowded street to hand out rick and morty sauce rations to thousands of redditors who smell like feet*

Stop acting like you tumblrinas wouldn’t pull similar shit if Steven Universe made some nonbinary sauce or some shit.

…now that you think about it…

Never can just scroll by this.

No fucking way.

This may be my favorite post.

I can’t believe they’re boyfriends

So what happened in 6th year when Dean dated Ginny? Is Dean bi? Did they end up together? 😱

I have been fooled

I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

talented banana man

you fools…..while you studied the blade………..I studied banana