A good king must once be a student I say
As I realize
I am no longer
The student

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@importantword
A good king must once be a student I say
As I realize
I am no longer
The student

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
There’s more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.
it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well that’s just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
HELL
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES.
cry, probably
Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!
IT’S TIME
YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!
HAIL TO THE QUEEN
LONG MAY SHE REIGN!
(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)
we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!
this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”
thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!
hey! HEY. it’s Halloween 2023! AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.
she’s… (WEXTER! here girl!) she’s a… a…..
she’s a T. Rex.
GOTTEM!
Halloween 2024.
ERASERHEAD BABY.
ohshit
we have to get wexter to 1 mil right
kind of love that the entire internet is under the impression that tumblr is dead. it’s like being part of a secret society
tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer
horse that reads Marcus Aurelius
I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

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THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????
Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least) (for me you do, may be a me problem)
"This game ruined my life, re-wired my brain chemistry, and changed me forever!"
The Game:
Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)
Culturally significant forbidden candy
Why did you act like you had so much love to give me
Oh but don't worry the one who never leaves the house (literally), doesn't have any friends (literally), and has given time, money, sleep, life, EVERYTHING to you is the one thinking only about themselves
Obviously I only care about me
I only care about me when my teeth are rotting I haven't made a friend in 6 years I cook every meal every snack every treat every drink I do medical I do cleaning I don't work because you needed me I never went to school I became a teacher a nurse a parent a receptionist a cleaner I stopped showering I stopped brushing my teeth I stopped keeping myself alive to keep you alive but no
I'm selfish
I'm narcissistic
I get everything
I had GREAT CHILDHOOD so I deserve nothing now because YOU DESERVE IT ALL EVERY FUCKING THING DON'T YOU
fuck
You want me to spoil you?
Spoiling you is giving you my extra
This isn't spoiling you
This is me bleeding out for you and you treat me like I gave you a dollar

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My relationship is a lot like the us right now
Definitely not healthy but no one's willing to pull the plug because there's a kid involved
don't go looking for love dude fr that shit'll kill you
Realizing you were trained to be the perfect partner and you did so so so so so fucking well
So fucking well to realize you were trained to be the perfect victim too
The one whose so broken they just won't fight anymore because it's not okay
The one who follows you around and makes you feel like the most important person in the world
The one who trusted no one so when they finally do let someone in they're COMPLETELY FUCKING VULNERABLE
fuck
fuck me
im never going to get out of this
“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”
when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.
#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

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my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing
when i was super depressed - like struggling to eat anything barely able to get out of bed to pee depressed - my good friend asked me every day to send her a picture of me holding a leaf and a picture of a meal i was eating and it helped me significantly
(also, she was never judgey - if my meal was a single potato chip she would simply say good job eating a potato chip today <3 )
which is to say, i agree proof of touch grass is a good idea for online spaces
This kinda required my brain a bit
so this happened to me today
fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that
He’s not stealing, he’s robin
(Clasping your shoulder gently)
You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too