𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕧𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥.

leon’s ones are too much trouble and break every couple days, but giovanni ???? his tags are working better than ever, fully remembered, probably linking to what they’re supposed to

You are 72.5% evil, 68.3% chaotic, making you chaotic evil.

“Someone put the rocket boss back outside, you don’t know where that’s been.”

                     ❝  Tsk, tsk, Red. You should know by now that a door won’t be able to stop me. You’d need something a little more imaginative, like... a hole!  ❞

what was that ?

                     ❝  Hm?  ❞

He turns around with a pleasant smile, praying to any god that hadn’t yet abandoned him that this conversation wasn’t going to be about what he thought it was. Or, at the very least, that she hadn’t caught onto what he was so blatantly trying to do.

Giovanni’s hands reach out for hers, staying alert just in case she plans to strike like a Pyroar that’s just had its tail stepped on.

                     ❝  What was what, sweetness? I wasn’t paying attention.  ❞

@shobusiness​ asked: “I knocked up ur daughter and it was hot.”

If he was expecting a shocked reaction, Sho would surely be disappointed with Giovanni’s total lack of response. After all, he led quite the intimate life of his own, so could hardly get away with clutching at his nonexistent pearls the second sex came up in conversation.

And yet, despite that, he feels the casualness of the comment begin to gnaw at him. Not because of its content (although that was far from his desired opener), but because of its... informality. Giovanni was a man who’d gotten used to being treated with respect, especially by Rocket’s younger members, and to be talked to like some common acquaintance irked him far more than he let show. 

It was only the thought of Akela’s disappointed face that kept him somewhat civil. She wanted them to be a normal family so badly, and even after all these years he still didn’t have the heart to deny her.

                     ❝  ...I do hope you’re going to reign in those vulgarities around my grandchild. The last thing I want them hearing is how much you enjoyed their conception.  ❞

                     ❝  But you still haven’t properly introduced yourself. What is it that you do? I assume you are in a stable career, yes?  ❞