The Good Times are Killing Me

reading Kushiel's Dart right now and really enjoying it. it's important to read epic fantasy bullshit every now and then where every page has five names you're supposed to remember connected to seventeen dynasties with inter-tangled loyalties. and I find it funny that the central thread of such a complex story is "there is a lady who is hornier than all the other ladies about bdsm because she has a magic eye"

I caught my sister in law reading it during a family get together where we were at the parents in laws house and I don't know much about her but after looking it up I feel like I understand her a bit better lol

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

Always reblog the Scottish roofer

As an american with auditory processing disorder I understood a truly surprising amount of that without looking at the subtitles.

Hey evil and terrible wizard wouldn’t it be like super fucked up to turn me into a princess. Like, imagine a royal knight being turned into a helpless damsel wouldn’t that be fucked up? Haha bet you can’t. Unless. Just kidding but what if ha ha