Memoirs of Lady Vader

Send a symbol and I’ll answer the question about my muse. (Or answer in character. Whatever works for you!)

1. “You’re very handsome. I just need to tell you that.” 

2. “Sorry for being kind of a pessimistic asshole, by the way, when we first came into town. I’m not used to things turning out good.” 

3. “Don’t arouse suspicion, but did you hear all that coin hit that table?” 

4. “You should take a bath. You know, they have showers here. It’s possible.” 

5. “You smell really bad and it’s wafting over this direction. I’m just letting you know. I would hate if I smelled that bad and someone didn’t tell me.” 

6. “I don’t believe that I have ever seen a group of people more in need of a good time in my entire life.” 

7. “Are you going to go to the Academy?” 

8. “Are you allergic to _____? Oh no!” 

9. “But it’s a magic ______. How can you be allergic to magic _____?” 

10. “This is kind of therapeutic. Kind of making me feel better, about life in general.” 

11. “It’s all right. I will front some coin for you to play this game.” 

12. “I’m impressed that you stuck to taking a guy’s money in a training game.”

13. “I’m always partial to the front. Then you’re right in it, if something goes wrong, it’s nothing between you and whatever terrible, bloody mess is going to happen. It’s just the best.” 

14. “Do we really have to give up our weapons? I don’t feel okay with this.” 

15. “I’ll do whatever you want, but if you take my weapons I might kill you.” 

16. “Can you hand me your staff so I can watch this? I want to see this limp of yours. Purely for my own entertainment.” 

17. “Can I keep my stick?” 

18. “Will you hold me through the show?” 

19. “This isn’t part of the show? I thought this was really good.” 

20. “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TENT!” 

21. “Look, if _____’s going to become of these things, we have to stop her/him/them now.” 

22. “______ will totally kill me. Don’t worry, you can leave.” 

23. “Try not to stab any random people on the way there, ______.” 

24. “Next time we don’t help. That’s what it comes down to.” 

25. “We got paid the first time we helped, and we got arrested the second time. I don’t know what lesson to learn here.” 

“Help us stop it or you leave!“

“This place make you uneasy?”

“You can be whatever you need to be, now.“

“For all your sakes, let’s hope you’re wrong.“

“You’re lucky you weren’t just shot back there.”

“What else do you require? Respect? Well, earn it.“

“What in the name of God took you so fuckin’ long?”

“That is how you already see us? In need of saving?“

“Amongst everything else, I know you mourn a friend.“

“At least tell me you understand why I’m suggesting it.“

“Your crisis is an opportunity for you to repair yourself.“

“I can’t work out why he’s even here. He despises glory.“

“An adventure of a lifetime. That’s what you tell the men.“

“As a trusted friend once put it, this place wants us dead.“

“He all but assured me if we can clear out a jam, we’ll be under way.“

“Survival is a nasty piece of business. But we do what we have to do.“

“I have been there when souls have passed. A great peace descends.”

“I tell you, one glance from him I have to remind myself I’m not a fraud.“

“Sometimes I think you love your men more than even God loves them.”

“What you describe is a surplus of political luck. Not a dearth of courage.“

“Even if God is seeing every last thing we do here, you have nothing to fear.”

“That’s a man afraid of chaos. He’s not going to invite more if he can help it.”

“Keep your pity. You’re going to need all the pity you have for what’s coming.“

“And so I’ve come here to ask you, what is your plan, and when will it begin?“

“That is what my alarm is ringing now. And I… I am at a loss why yours is not.”

“There is nothing worse than a man who has lost his joy. He’s become insufferable.“

“There is a limit to how much I can tolerate, and that is where we are presently standing!“

“You’ve made yourself miserable and distant and hard to love, and you blame the world for it.“

“You don’t want to live. Look at you. Even if I could help, you don’t want it. Why do you want to die?“

“Perhaps I would have done better to have played your game, and gulled the world. I applaud you.”

“I think that’s all for now, then, since we don’t appear to be sinking. Wake me if that should change.”

“I’ll give you some advice: don’t indulge your morals over your practicals. Not now. Don’t you also want to live?”

“Do you know, sometimes when people are near passing, I’ve heard they speak of a radiance like a million daybreaks all in one.”

“You are suggesting it because you are a man who’s happiest with a glass of knock-me-down in one hand and an alarm bell in the other.“

* Begin tape.

* The purpose of this tape is to test automated response times and reactions from vintage interactive attractions following audio stimuli.

* Upon sealing the room you are not to return.

* Begin audio prompt in three.. Two.. One..

* Document results.

* Begin audio prompt in thre-CLICK!

* Sure it’s a lot of money to invest, but everyone’s doing it and that means it’s safe and lucrative. 

* ____ Entertainment is not responsible for disappearance, death or dismemberment. 

*  He’s not really dead…

* He’s over here…

* Follow me…

* Come on, you know you can’t be here.

* Don’t make this more difficult than it has it to be.

* Leave him alone tonight. He had a rough day.

* I told you not to close your door.

* This is my house.

* He can’t ignore me like that.

* OPEN THE DOOR!

* I’ll find a way in from outside…

* Your restaurant is finally open, awesome!

* Please make your choice now.

* Thanks for letting me join the party, I’ll try not to disappoint.

* What a deceptive calling, I knew it was a lie the moment I had it obviously. But it is intriguing none the less.

* You may not recognize me at first, but I assure you it’s still me. 

* You don’t really know who your employer is.. Do you?

* How could I resist.. A promise such as this?

* I heard your call.

* It feels like home.

* You played right into our hands.

* This was a gift for us.

* Did you really think that this job just fell out of the sky for you?

* Now we can do what we were created to do!

* CONECTTION TERMINATED.

* I’m sorry to interrupt you  ______ if you still  even remember that name.

* But I’m afraid you have been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift. 

* A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. 

* You don’t even realize you are trapped.

* Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles.

* I am remaining as well, I am nearby.

* And the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away.

* And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits.

* For most of you I believe there is peace.

* The darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don’t keep the devil waiting old friend.

* I couldn’t save you then, so let me save you now. 

* It’s time to rest, for you and for those you have carried in your arms. 

( feel free specify a context for each symbol )