okie dokie artichokie

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

twitter users be like ‘haha tumblr? where all the snowflake babies uwu smol sensitive babby beans are?’ and then make a 14 tweet thread about how an animal crossing villager is gaslighting them or whatever

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

Today in posts that have not aged well

fuck valentine’s day!!!!!! fuck those adorable hallmark cards shaped like hearts!!!!! fuck champagne and chocolate and quiet music and fuck wrapping your arms around someone and holding onto them like a life raft and telling them how much they mean to you!!!!!! fuck being around people!!!!!!! fuck love!!!!!! who needs any of that shit annywa y lol valentine’s day i sall a corpo rat e ho  li day desigwnnd t capilskjtse on strihgag lo vke and j lask djskd jfsals djsdlfkajdls afjklkjdf fd

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Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

See also: trans men when they hear someone say “he’s packing” it’s like, heat or meat?

Ass? Flat. Pussy? Fat. Shit? Shat. Done? That.

I will pay $100 if you let me interact

imagine fucking an e-boy and he keeps all the silver chains and dangly earrings on and it just sounds like ur cramming around in ur jewelery box or coin purse skskdhjdjdd

As an e-boy myself, I can assure you that my soft boy moans sound so fucking pretty mixed with these noises. Try me.