G O O D B Y E

listen here u little shit

Hakuyuu is rolling over in his grave because viv is sending me sad fanart stop viv 2K15.

judges u all.

            “Pray tell, cousin, how would one catch this disease? Perhaps from avoiding their work?” His agitation is concealed behind a gentle smile though alight in his stern gaze. “I do hope that you are able to work through this ailment of yours, lest I need find myself another tactician.” A hallow threat considering Koumei’s skills were second to none, but a threat all the same spoken in the empty corridor.

I don’t actually have many ships for Hakuyuu ( I have so many NOTP’s though. so many ), and the pairing seems strange given people apparently seem to prefer Kouen/Hakuyuu and Koumei/Hakuren – or Hakuyuu/Hakuren, but don’t get me started on that. I say hella. I will sail this ship with you.

AND ANOTHER THING. Why, why, why do people ship Aladdin with ANYONE? He’s twelve. Shipping him with Alibaba absolutely destroys their friendship, once again twisting this platonic affection into something it isn’t for the sake of ‘da yaoiz’. The only way that I find shipping him acceptable is if he’s older ( aged normally, not through some weird magic that makes his body 17+ but leaves him mentally 12 still because I have seen people do that ), and even then I tend to shy away from it. I feel like it has to be done right otherwise you end up screwing up his entire character. People ship him with Judal?? But they make it so suddenly Judal is this sweet bunny that would never hurt Aladdin when that just isn’t true. Honestly, I get it if you like toxic ships ( as I myself enjoy roleplaying problematic relationships ), but at least do it right. Don’t ruin a character for the sake of a ship. And absolutely DO NOT SHIP A TWELVE YEAR OLD WITH ANYONE EVER.

????? family ships are the best ships I don’t care what anyone says because family dynamics are so much fun to explore and??? royal families are even more fun, especially when they’re as screwed up as the Ren family. it doesn’t help she is his only little sister. I am sorry Hakuei, your brother just can’t stand the thought of something bad happening to you.

            “If such a king had dishonorable intentions with you, I would not hesitate to politely remind him of his place.” She was Kou’s first imperial princess, the jewel of the empire, his only little sister – Hakuei deserved much more than obscene gestures of feigned affection and hallow compliments. Lascivious men could lust after what they could not have, but she is strong and proud and even crystals could be sharp if they wanted to be.

            “So what you’re saying is that I should make sure my strongest troops marry each other so that their offspring will be even more powerful than the previous generation? I’ve never thought about that...”

            With softened eyes and a gentle smile, his fingers brush away the dirt from his cheeks -- he had done the same thing many times before with Hakuren and Hakuei when they were children. “Did you sneak away from mother just to come see me?”

            “Ha ha ha! I am sorry Hakuei, but I cannot be fooled so easily.”