Beautiful Disaster

Jesus fuck okay so I’m a waitress at this restaurant that’s open really late and it’s nearly 1am and this family comes in and I’m so tired that I handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this” in a serious voice and I fucking snorted

GOD DAMN IT I PUT THEIR FUCKING FOOD DOWN AND NO ONE WAS TALKING SO THIS LIL SHIT FUCKING EXCLAIMS “WELL IT LOOKS DELICIOUS” I LOVE THIS FUCKING KID

That is not what I was expecting when I hit unmute, but I’m so glad I did.

@justinsblackgf

@theloneookami @rebelliouslywicked @fedupblackwoman Can ya’ll help me boost this? Fam, time to go to work!

I saw this video let’s fry em!

😳 y'all got their info with a quickness 💀😱

It’s hilarious that she said all lives matter in the same breath as calling them nigger.. Like we didn’t need more proof that all lives matter is racist lmao

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Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way

Males who don’t know how to cook or clean piss me off. Their parents piss me off. Their whole ancestry line pisses me off.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”

hoooooly shit.

That last gif tho

That gif is really what it feels like.

What the fuck.