Mel

i really wish everyone had good hearts and good intentions for others. honestly.

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

glowing as though holy

I’m literally never reincarnating again

love all the cis conservative men on twitter losing their minds over the vaccine causing menstrual disturbance like it's one huge conspiracy theory. anyone with a period could tell you that eating a ripe mango on the tuesday approximately 16 hours before your due date will delay it by like five days. the uterus literally has the physical competency of a hamster on crack.

first they’ll give u butterflies then mental trauma

All these mental health apps be like 79 dollars for Ur first month to show you a cartoon carrot telling you not to kill yourself and it has like 20k 5 star reviews

i feel like pluto when it stopped being a planet

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.