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When I was young I read stories about great heroes doing great deeds. The truth is, real heroes don’t look at all like I pictured.
SPN Hiatus Creations | Week Sixteen ↳ Dean Winchester
man once you’ve read the Hawkeye comics, you really realize what a huge disappointment Jeremy Renner is as Clint
sun: 🌞 me: shut the fuck
moon: 🌙
me: ily

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BRIDGERTON (2020— ) Costume Design by Ellen Mirojnick, John Glaser, John Norster and Sophie Canale
corporations trying to profit off of queer people by showing their support for only one month of the year is bad
and
it’s fun to watch conservatives get pissed that they can’t shop at target anymore because the big bad rainbows will corrupt their children :(
and
the existence of rainbow capitalism in the first place proves that society is now in a place where supporting queer people is the more profitable and thus more popular opinion and that means something
are all viewpoints that can absolutely coexist
“humanity is inherently selfish and bad” bbbrrrghuhjfkg. humanity is seeing a stranger’s grocery bag break open on the sidewalk and harvesting fruits and veggies from the branch-like cracks of the asphalt for them, just because you can. humanity is helping a lost child find their mother on a crowded beach, looking for the ladybug-patterned parasol with their hummingbird-small hand in yours. it’s an elder’s fingers wrapped around your arm as you help them up the stairs because the elevator is broken, and feeling like you’re doing exactly what you’re supposed to be doing, like this is what you would’ve been doing had you been alive centuries or even millennia ago. there will always be a heavily pregnant woman who will smile at your when you give up your seat, a nice blind man in the fruit aisle who will ask you to please pick the riper plantain for him, a tired cashier whose face will light up when you compliment their tattoo sleeve. humanity is connection
Password sharing is not piracy any more than loaning your friend a DVD or watching a movie with your family is piracy. The service is already paid for. Execs just consider sharing to be eeeevil because they can’t exploit every individual person.
if they tried to invent libraries today it would get shut down

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Take the time to watch this, it’s MAGIC
Life imitating art.
if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George
it’s optimus pride
Why ask for a film when we can demand a whole series?
omg, but what if, what if this was done, like, The Story of Clint Barton: As Told by Kate Bishop. I think that would be HILARIOUS.
Can we? CAN WE PLEASE?
EXT. MANHATTAN - DAY
Devastation. POLICE and CITIZENS milling amongst the wreckage of the street. Lying on top of a car, clearly having fallen from a great height, a MAN, eyes closed, possibly dead.
CLINT (VO) [big intake of breath] Okay. This looks bad.
And we go into REWIND. The MAN flies upwards, flailing wildly, a bow rising up into his hand, finally crashing back through a reassembling window about SIXTY STORIES UP. PAUSE on the fist of an AIM AGENT just inches from his face.
CLINT (VO) (CONT) You cowboy around with the Avengers some.
BACK IN REAL TIME, the fist hits him square in the jaw. As he turns back to smack the agent with his BOW, we get our first proper look at him - HAWKEYE himself, CLINT BARTON. Blonde, muscular, probably already somewhat battered; big heart and no common sense.
CLINT is holding his own against the AIM AGENTS, in a fight that seems to be mostly punching.
CLINT (VO) (CONT) Guys got, what, armor. Magic. Super-powers. Super-strength. Shrink-dust. Grow-rays. Magic.
KATE (VO) You said magic.
CLINT (VO) (CONT) I know I said magic. It was emphatic.
It’s gonna give you a bit of a complex. These guys are superheroes. I’m a carnie with a bit of stick and string from the Paleolithic era.
A huge BLAST OF ENERGY smacks CLINT straight in the chest and he flies backwards, shattering the window, and plummeting. Flailing wildly.
CLINT (VO) (CONT) So when I tell you ‘this looks bad’?
CLINT slams into the ground, hitting the roof of the car, unconscious.
CLINT (VO) (CONT) I promise you it feels worse.
KATE (VO) Hold up. Hooooooold up.
Freeze.
That is not what you told me, bossman.
CLINT (VO) Katie, would you please -
KATE (VO) Why is it that whenever it’s time to tell the story to other people you’re suddenly cool and badass and oooh-emphatic? Why is it just me who gets to hear about your incredible screwups?
CLINT (VO) I didn’t screw up.
KATE (VO) You fell off the roof from like two feet up.
REWIND AGAIN - Clint flies upwards once more, wildly flailing until the AIM AGENT has a fist at his face, but now we’re on top of a THREE STORY BUILDING in DOWNTOWN BROOKLYN.
KATE (VO) And it wasn’t fifty bad guys, it was fifteen.
AIM AGENTS disappear, leaving only a handful.
KATE (VO.) And I’m pretty sure Spider-Man was there.
SPIDER-MAN appears in the background.
CLINT (VO) He was not.
KATE (VO) He was.
CLINT (VO) I don’t need a kid to -
KATE (VO) It was all over Twitter, Hawkdude, just get over it. The AIM dude punched you in the face -
Which is exactly what happens as we come back to REAL TIME.
- and you fell over and landed on Spidey and he knocked you over and you fell off the roof of a hipster deli.
And CLINT trips over SPIDER-MAN in the middle of the battle and plummets from the rooftop -
CLINT [yelling] Oh, SHI-
- to land on the now familiar car below, thankfully unconscious once more. POLICE cars pull up around him as the battle draws to a close.
The camera pulls up, over the BROOKLYN skyline of brownstones and docks and MANHATTAN in the distance, and we see our title:
HAWKEYE
and as if it has been drawn on by pen, suddenly someone adds in:
HAWKEYE(s)
CLINT (VO) I don’t remember asking for your input, Hawkeye.
KATE (VO) [cheerfully] You’re welcome, Hawkeye.
OPENING CREDITS
no one tells you that Adulthood is faking it til you make it and finding joy in things like cleaning out your closet or managing to buy candles 50% off

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that was awkward af 💀😂
Look, I'm just saying that we should be supporting the shows that actually deliver on the gay content...Batwoman is fully embracing and following through on Kate being a lesbian and I want to see it be as supported as these other shows we barely stomach because they even hint at gayness.