make them eat it

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

in desperate need of… something… if you guys figure it out let me know

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

I think id kiss my clone a liiiittle bit...I dunno....maaaaaaybee (me to my uber driver who's driving increasingly unsafe)