Yikes

[doesn't really understand conspiracy theories but wants to be involved] jfk didn't kill himself

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

Why are all of you reblogging this without the important context that Alan Denton is a writer on Sonic Boom?

well that’s kinda on his wife then ngl

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys