yeah i would’ve knocked him tf out too lmao

Yesssss!!!! Omg!

@goodvibes-floatin

Can we talk about how ALL THE MEN sat there and let that woman be harassed while ever woman in earshot called his as out and finally one knocked him the fuck out.

YES SHE TTG I FUCKS WITH HER

i want her victory lines to be used in the next mortal kombat game

YES

YESSSS I LOVE YOU GIRL

People say you can tell if you’re dreaming by checking if you can read. Last night I had a dream i was a bartender and wrote orders on my hand. My sweat wiped the notes off. My subconscious is becoming aware that I’m aware of its shortcoming.

Also lightswitches won’t work and clocks will change randomly

And when you try to punch somebody you can't

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

If you don't have good intentions, please just leave me alone. I'm tired.

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

I’m sorry you were not loved properly and that it made you cruel.