Yippie ki-yay motherfucker!

You would think if the apocalypse had anything to do with it, they would’ve stopped working a while ago. I don’t know like I told Balthazar you see them on random buildings and stuff all the time. As big as the roadhouse is there’s no way in hell it can fit everyone. Hot shower? Dean the pipes are shot too. I haven’t had hot water in weeks. 

Well I mean everything dies eventually, even in a non-apocalypse. We just don't have a store to go to get another one. Or maybe we can get one to work for a few of the houses. Well shit, I thought it was the generator that heated the water. If the pipes were shot, we wouldn't have running water. Mechanic,  not a plumber.

Again, anything beats hobbits with red eyes. [Fakes a cough] Teen Wolf [Fakes another cough] Do you know how many different Lunar phases there are? You honestly expect me to remember them all? You think you know the lore on wolves? I wasn’t turned, I was born into it. Check your facts. It’s not like I had a choice in the matter. Trust me if I could  go away with the dog part all together, I would.

Whatever man. Oh you were born one? That's something new to me. Then you should know them better than someone who was turned. I mean this has been your whole life. That would be like me not knowing what kind of creature I'm dealing with on a hunt. One slip up could cost my life and other people's lives. 

Yeah, I hate to say it but they’ve basically run out of juice. Unless we get solar panels or something we’re screwed. But where would we use that one generator? That might cause some conflict with the camp later on down the road.

I was thinking you were gonna say that. Shit. I just thought it was weird that they all stopped working around the same time. Any idea where we could get those? I would say the Roadhouse because it's the common place for everyone. I'm not saying it because we live there. We could open up the showers to everyone so everyone could get a hot shower...or maybe the biggest house in camp? Of course that's in theory that we find a way to make one of them work.

Teen Wolf is any better? Come on, True Blood does a better job with their wolfs then Teen Wolf ever has. Oh I’m sorry, forgive me if I’m not exactly in the happiest of moods right now. This isn’t something you joke about asshole.

That was an epic movie! And plus it was in the 80s, so they could only do so much with graphics or whatever. But vampire blood getting you high? Yeah lemme get some of that blood to get high... C'mon... 

"I don’t know if she got a name, I think she ran him off and got whatever he was trying to take. And agreed," Balthazar said shaking his head "There is a serious lack of concern for guarding our camp right now. The lack of work around here…its a problem. But I’m not exactly in charge, so I can’t crack a whip at these idiots."

Just because you aren't "in charge", does not mean you can't tell people to get their shit together. I encourage you to do so, within reason of course. Don't go literally cracking a whip or anything.

Other then trying to fix the generators, nothing out of the ordinary.

I know right. Those bitches are aggravating. I think we need to concentrate on one generator and if we get that one fixed, it will use less power and maybe last longer? I'm guessing the multiple generators working at the same time for so long just wore everything out? 

Really? You’re gonna compare me to Teen Wolf of all things? They’re basically just hobbits with red eyes. Try True Blood with Joe Manganiello. Came for the show, my god you and your sick “kill anything supernatural” morals. You think I like being like this don’t you?

That's the only werewolf thing I know of. And True Blood, really? That show was horrible. I mean Sooki was kinda cute, but not enough for me to keep watching it. Calm down wolfy...it's called a joke. Granted in the past, those were my morals... If they still were, your ass wouldn't be changing right now, you'd be dead so I'd watch your mouth. [He said patting the Colt in his holster]

At least try to hide your fucking excitement.

Why should I? I came for the show... I mean are we talking like Teen Wolf with Michael J Fox or something more gross? Too bad I didn't bring the popcorn.

Point taken.

What have you been up to Sammy?