shes electric;

Classy. 

How the hell did you get in here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I think we’re definitely lucky if this is supposed to be punishment. It’s just… different, but not necessarily better or worse if you ask me. I do think some people are gonna miss the luxury of the resort, though.

I mean, I’ll definitely miss the beach. But no more judgemental bar tenders! The place looks amazing though. Super fun. And did I mention the whole bed to ourselves thing?!

Think thats where you be spending most of your time?

Only if the bars are strong enough.

It seems too good to be true some of it doesn’t it, which is weird how it could be better than the other… is there a twist. 

The twist is that you have to be creative when things get steamy.

Oh, please. You’re gorgeous. I doubt those pulling tactics need much adjusting.

How about we grab a drink so I can test that theory out?

Oh my god. When I found out we had a bed all to ourselves? I fucking screamed in excitement. FINALLY. It’s the best thing ever. I think I’m gonna come and find you… I mean… isolation? I wanna check this out… guess it’ll make us all behave a bit more and not be tempted to break the rules. I mean, fuck. 

Me too! No more sharing a bed with someone who gets pissed off when you get a bit handsy. Well that’s definitely one reason to use the bars. But of course! Come along!

I thought it’d be way worse to, from what people said about the old house, Immy. Having beds to ourselves is a major perk, though how are we suppose to have sex on single beds? They’ll be lining up to use the shag pad. Can I come check out those bars with you? I’m interested in seeing where I don’t want to be.

>Me too! See, that was my first thought. It just means we’ll have to do it in public. See how Big likes that one. Hell yeah you can come with! Got to check out the weak points for future reference.

Question. Why does everyone automatically assume just because I’m looking for Bradley that I came for Bradley. And you’re trying to tell me if someone’s looking for a bar they’re miserable?.. Or that everyone likes him here. 

Because... You obviously did? I mean you came to this resort for what other reason than for Bradley? I’m telling you if someone’s ex wife comes in here looking like they’ve cried the whole flight, asked for Bradley and a bar in the same sentence... It screams crazy.