n.f.b! golbnikufesin!

My friend’s husband works for Discord. I had to show her this, and she had to show it to her husband. His reponse? The CEO is Jewish. He knew exactly what he was doing. “They don’t exactly take themselves too seriously.”

god bless

Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn’t mean you can’t advocate against it now. It doesn’t make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don’t let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.

If you all start making rage comics but with emojis instead I’m going to start a war

this is your final warning.

Well I’ll be

I hate yall so much

the fucking clomp every time his feet touch the ground

my dude bouta put y’all in the shrimp heaven that you keep demanding

how did these people manage to take over the world

i remember seeing tumblr discourse once where someone from the UK was making fun of americans having so much air conditioning and telling us to just “open a window” while it regularly reaches 100+ degrees Fahrenheit here in the summer and y’all are passing out in cool breezy 75 degrees weather

no one on tumblr has ever done exercise in their lives

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

I’m not even an adult and I want to be a crow.

The desperation only grows with years

What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you

people confusedly talking to corporations on the internet is the most prime comedy honestly