Unicorns

“Ok, break’s over, back to work!” (via koln555)

#four out of five pansexuals are actually deadpool in disguise

Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not belonging to a man - a woman who was ‘one-in-herself’. The very word derives from a Latin root meaning strength, force, skill; and was later applied to men: virle. Ishtar, Diana, Astarte, Isis were all all called virgin, which did not refer to sexual chastity, but sexual independence. And all great culture heroes of the past, mythic or historic, were said to be born of virgin mothers: Marduk, Gilgamesh, Buddha, Osiris, Dionysus, Genghis Khan, Jesus - they were all affirmed as sons of the Great Mother, of the Original One, their worldly power deriving from her. When the Hebrews used the word, and in the original Aramaic, it meant ‘maiden’ or ‘young woman’, with no connotations to sexual chastity. But later Christian translators could not conceive of the ‘Virgin Mary’ as a woman of independent sexuality, needless to say; they distorted the meaning into sexually pure, chaste, never touched. —Monica Sjoo

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR TUMBLR TO FIND THIS.

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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

@sketcheddy is that you?

@homikaaa

this is a sinful image. take this down immediately.

I’m scared were messing with forces we don’t fully understand

I AM HOLLERING

I can’t believe the messiah got friendzoned

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE

I HONESTLY LOVE HOW SARCASTIC THE FRENCH ONE SOUNDS

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

This is cool as fuck