Intro post because Iāve been on here for months at this point and I need to just do it already! So!šš» Here it goes:
Hi! My name is not that hard to find but I avoid saying it on here so you can just call me Ape! Or some variation of my user, because it is indeed very true; Iām literally insane rn
Ships:
Shocking news but my favorite ships are Valgrace and First Prince! I absolutely adore all four of them with my whole entire heart.
Fandoms:
Percy Jackson and all the various things in the Riordanverse
Red, White and Royal Blue (even if I think the title should use the Oxford comma)
Occasionally Minecraft! Specifically the Life Series and even more specifically Joel/Smallish Beans. I mostly reblog stuff randomly on my side blog for that though!
Characters:
Jason Grace. He is everything to me, definition of a blorbo. I love him so much you donāt understand.
Piper McLean. Her and Leo are best friends and absolutely inseparable in my mind. You canāt have one without the other. Actually, you canāt have any of this trio without the others.
Henry Fox-Mountchristian-Windsor. I love him and Alex equally, even if Henry literally is Jason in another life.
Alex Claremont-Diaz. Heās so stupid in love with Henry and acts like heās not. I love an oblivious idiot whoās not an idiot at all, what can I say? Literally Leo in the same other life.
Percy Jackson. This might be a surprise, idk. I just love him so much, he was one of the first main characters (as in the narrator) to ever be my favorite.
Fanfiction:
You can find me on ao3 if you want to read terrible Valgrace stuff. And also my series that I swear Iām writing I just canāt get past this one part š
Ao3: ErraticApe89
Fics:
Gifts: A Valgrace week 2025 fic that I swear Iām writing the second part to, guys I swear.
What Did I Miss?: The first installment in my RWRB x PJO crossover series that, again, I am writing for, Iām just stuck. Alex POV!
Marshmallows and Petty Squabbles: A fic I wrote for the 2025 PJO Equinox/Solstice Exchange. I donāt think itās that good, but people seemed to like it, so. Itās there.
About me!
I love the color blue to an unhealthy degree
Iām a lesbian who loves reading about fictional queer men because. Well, I still donāt really know, but itās fun!
Ace-spec and Demi-romantic! Those hyphens probably donāt belong there but itās fine. Probably
I have OCD. It sucks, but itās great for projecting onto fictional characters in my notes app at 2 AM
ADHD and Anxiety I guess. Or whatever š Just little things. No impact on my life or anything
I love to learn things. About people and history and places and psychology and philosophy and fucking. Like. Art and shit. I really wanna see Michelangeloās David
I love statues theyāre so cool
Southern! I like to hate on Northerners for not selling sweet tea at every fast food joint. And for never saying yāall. How do you even live like that, honestly?
Disabled and proud but also it still sucks but yāknow. No official diagnosis yet so I donāt prefer to talk about what it is in clinical terms since I could be wrong, but we have our suspicions.
I make posts way too long (like this one)
I will always, always, always drop a comment on your work. I love commenting and I love comments
I am a huge stickler for grammar and punctuation, even if I get it wrong fairly often. I change things to be correct in my head when Iām reading, itās bad yāall. I wonāt correct you though because thatās rude and also the aforementioned anxiety
Also! I feel like it's important to express just how bad my anxiety can be. I love interacting with people on here, it's been one of my favorite parts about getting into fandom, but I have dealt with severe social anxiety for most of my life and sometimes that makes it hard to talk to y'all. No matter what, know that I see your tags and reblogs and I love each and every one of them ā¤ļø
This post is way too long! I hope this is a good intro post, but uhhhh. Am I supposed to tag people in this? Iāve see people do it before, so Iām gonna do it.
Moots that I love and donāt feel an explosion of anxiety about tagging in this <3: @imminentchaos @iwannascreameurekaa @obsessive-procrastinator @the-yaoi-princess @froglyberrys @halfseaweed
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Hello everyone and thank you for the patience, here is the firs chapter of The Blood of the Covenant, my red white and royal blue au valgrace fic (I know, I never expected to write valgrace either but here we are). First chapter is 10k and a lot of love, sweat, n tears went into it so PLEASE enjoy it over all things! Tell me what you thought about it!!!
Tagss!! : @observaureium @steamypockets @gay-mormon-wizard @heavens-vault @imliterallyinsanern (90% of y'all is because you're my valgrace mutuals/ik you like valgrace and i need validation from the council)
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i get unreasonably angry when i see even the slightest implication of someone not understand jason as a character like what are you doing. charles get me my projector. we need to show this guy the lore i made up and the 5 sentences supporting it.
Not sure if this is the ask you meant in DMs or not but! So far, looking up, potentially, hopefully, fingers crossed, knock on wood. Nothing more has happened, at least, which is a win in my book
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WIP at 5k as of current and things have already started to go batshit crazy. In my opinion Alex didn't freak out enough at the prospect of a shooter. He's American. He was a working class kid. PUBLIC school kid. My dude has been trained for this. But that shit happens in AMERICA, not across the sea !!!! You telling me he didn't even freak out a LITTLE BIT at the thought of actually being involved in an active shooting and in exchange freak out Henry???? Where's the angst in that.
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this is a pretty out there guess, but this fic maybe?
i don't really know cause i'm just skimming, but the beginning note in chapter three talks about a presumed active shooter situation, so maybe they talk about it / experience it then? i'll see if i can find something else
EDIT: didn't find anything else. my hand hurts now. sorry.
Itās not that fic, but that is one of the best rwrb fics of all time, so Iām still glad you found it to link! The fic Iām thinking of was centered around the idea of past trauma with gun violence triggering Alex, and it was pretty short because it didnāt change too much of the actual plot of the book, but I canāt find it either sadly. Thank you for trying!!!!
can i say. i find caleo so intriguing as a dynamic. like i have my hcs for why calypso ended up doing such a hard 180Ā° between pjo and hoo and that is that within pjo, her emotions were genuinely hijacked. like she was cursed to fall in love with whoever landed on her shores so she had absolutely no control and i extend that to her not feeling the rightful rage she shouldāve been feeling. she seemed more resigned to it because that was how the gods essentially designed her trap.
but then percy makes the gods swear to ārelease herā and they do! they just. donāt tell her. so she remains on the island, trapped by her own mind because she doesnāt believe sheāll ever be free, however her emotions become her own and she can finally feel that rage sheās been kept from for so long. so leo lands on her shores and she reacts viscerally, angrily, and curses the gods for trying to put her through this again. but leo gives as good as he gets and he leaves and comes back and in her mind, heās the one to save and rescue her. and sheās indebted to him. and how else does she know to show appreciation but what sheās been forced to endure for centuries. so she dates him, she says she loves him, she traps herself in that same role again just like how she trapped herself on ogygia after the curse was lifted. platoās cave, if you will.
and leo has always felt like the outcast and seventh wheel, finally did something extraordinary and found ogygia twice as a feat no other person could manageānot knowing that the curse was lifted by percy so anyone could come and go as they please. and she offers him this love and care for what heās done and he eats it up because heās been starved of it for so long. but calypso can only force herself into it for so long before she starts to snap and get angry and loathes his touch but sheās indebted to him and the curse says sheās meant to love him anyway soā¦this is love, is it not? love in the free world. real love. and sheās grateful but she kind of hates him and he needs her affection and love, he needs this. but its not the same as the way he sees everyone else loving each other. but this is all heās gonna get, isnāt it? itās all he deserves to get, isnāt it? and heās desperate to cling to it and holds her debt to him over her head a little bit. they start arguing and he goes āafter everything iāve done for you? saving you from your island? and this is how you thank me?ā and both of them just clinging to each other and hating each other and their grip on one another bordering on just trying to hurt each other.
just.
toxic caleo>>>>
broken and abused and lost and clueless caleo>>>>>>>>
trying to make the best out of a horrible situation caleo>>>>>>
Thank you for making this post on the hip social media site that we frequent at this point in our lives. I'm reblogging it both because it's funny and because I consider us friends
Yes, in the early 21st century we often consider people we only interact with over social media as friends, even if we have never met them in real life. And that's why I have not only reblogged this post, but also liked it (by clicking a button with my mouse).
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One of my all time favorite Riordan-verse head canons is the concept of New Athens being created as a parallel to New Rome. An entire hidden city in Long Island, New York made for Greek demigods. A safe haven. Even a New Athens University, eventually.
WIP at 5k as of current and things have already started to go batshit crazy. In my opinion Alex didn't freak out enough at the prospect of a shooter. He's American. He was a working class kid. PUBLIC school kid. My dude has been trained for this. But that shit happens in AMERICA, not across the sea !!!! You telling me he didn't even freak out a LITTLE BIT at the thought of actually being involved in an active shooting and in exchange freak out Henry???? Where's the angst in that.
