DMX - āRudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeerā Remix (by CLoSchool)
I love his adlibs! Awesome!
Itās that special time of year again
ITS TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
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DMX - āRudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeerā Remix (by CLoSchool)
I love his adlibs! Awesome!
Itās that special time of year again
ITS TIME MOTHERFUCKERS

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āIf you have been brutally broken, but still have the courage to be gentle to others, then you deserve a love deeper than the ocean itself.ā
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BIG obstacle
Who let their sentient cushion out of the house?
humans: awwww the kitty loves the tree look the magic of xmas touches everyone
cat: im gonna eat it

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You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good nightās sleep.
You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)
I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous
Not risking this dude
Sorry guys
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Citizens in Puerto Rico laid shoes at the San Juan capitol to represent lost loved ones not counted in the official government death toll.Ā The number is estimated to be 4,645, the official US government number is 64.
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24 Invaluable Skills To Learn For Free Online This Year
Hereās an easy resolution: This stuff is all free as long as you have access to a computer, and the skills you learn will be invaluable in your career, and/or life in general.Ā
1. Become awesome at Excel.
Chandoo is one of many gracious Excel experts who wants to share their knowledge with the world. Excel excellence is one of those skills that will improve your chances of getting a good job instantly, and it will continue to prove invaluable over the course of your career. What are you waiting for?
2. Learn how to code.
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Perhaps no other skill you can learn for free online has as much potential to lead to a lucrative career. Want to build a site for your startup? Want to build the next big app? Want to get hired at a place like BuzzFeed? You should learn to code. There are a lot of places that offer free or cheap online coding tutorials, but I recommend Code Academy for their breadth and innovative program. If you want to try a more traditional route, Harvard offers its excellent Introduction to Computer Science course online for free.
3. Make a dynamic website.
You could use a pre-existing template or blogging service, or you could learn Ruby on Rails and probably change your life forever. Hereās an extremely helpful long list of free Ruby learning tools that includes everything from Rails for Zombies to Learn Ruby The Hard Way. Go! Ruby! Some basic programming experience, like one of the courses above, might be helpful (but not necessarily required if youāre patient with yourself).
4. Learn to make a mobile game.
If youāre not interested in coding anything other than fun game apps, you could trythis course from the University of Reading. It promises to teach you how to build a game in Java, even if you donāt have programming experience! If you want to make a truly great game, you might want to read/listen up on Game Theory first.
5. Start reading faster.
Spreeder is a free online program that will improve your reading skill and comprehension no matter how old you are. With enough practice, you could learn to double, triple, or even quadruple the speed at which you read passages currently, which is basically like adding years to your life.
6. Learn a language!
With Duolingo, you can learn Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian, or English (from any of the above or more). Thereās a mobile app and a website, and the extensive courses are completely free.
Full disclosure: BuzzFeed and other websites are in a partnership with DuoLingo, but they did not pay or ask for this placement.
7. Pickle your own vegetables.
Tired of your farmerās market haul going bad before you use it all? Or do you just love tangy pickled veggies? You too can pickle like a pro thanks to SkillShare and Travis Grillo.
8. Improve your public speaking skills.
You can take the University of Washingtonās Intro to Public Speaking for free online. Once you learn a few tricks of the trade, youāll be able to go into situations like being asked to present at a company meeting or giving a presentation in class without nearly as much fear and loathing.
9. Get a basic handle of statistics.
UC Berkeley put a stats intro class on iTunes. Once you know how to understand the numbers yourself, youāll never read a biased ānewsā article the same way again ā 100% of authors of this post agree!
10. Understand basic psychology.
Knowing the basics of psych will bring context to your understanding of yourself, the dynamics of your family and friendships, whatās really going on with your coworkers, and the woes and wonders of society in general. Yale University has its Intro to Psychology lectures online for free.
11. Make your own music.
Step one: Learn how to play guitar: Justin Guitar is a fine and free place to start learning chords and the basic skills youāll need to be able to play guitar ā from there, itās up to you, but once you know the basics, just looking up tabs for your favorite songs and learning them on your own is how many young guitar players get their start (plus itās an excellent party trick).
Step two: A delightful free voice lesson from Berklee College Of Music.
Step three: Have you always thought you had an inner TSwift? Berklee College of Music offers an Introduction to Songwriting course completely for free online. The course is six weeks long, and by the end of the lesson youāll have at least one completed song.
Step four: Lifehackerās basics of music production will help you put it all together once you have the skills down! Youāll be recording your own music, ready to share with your valentine or the entire world, in no time!
12. Learn to negotiate.
Let Stanfordās Stan Christensen explain how to negotiate in business and your personal life, managing relationships for your personal gain and not letting yourself be steamrolled. There are a lot of football metaphors and itās great.
13. Stop hating math.
If you struggled with math throughout school and now have trouble applying it in real-world situations when it crops up, try Saylor.orgās Real World Math course. It will reteach you basic math skills as they apply IRL. Very helpful!
14. Start drawing!
All kids draw ā so why do we become so afraid of it as adults? Everyone should feel comfortable with a sketchbook and pencil, and sketching is a wonderful way to express your creativity. DrawSpace is a great place to start. (I also highly recommend the book Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain if you can drop a few dollars for a used copy.)
15. Make your own animated GIF.
BuzzFeedās own Katie Notopoulos has a great, simple guide to making an animated GIF without Photoshop. This is all you need to be the king or queen of Tumblr or your favorite email chains.
16. Appreciate jazz.
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Have you never really āgottenā jazz? If you want to be able to participate in conversations at fancy parties and/or just add some context to your appreciation of all music, try this free online course from UT Austin.
17. Write well.
Macalester Collegeās lecture series is excellent. If youāre more interested in journalism, try Wikiversityās course selection.
18. Get better at using Photoshop.
Another invaluable skill that will get you places in your career, learning Photoshop can be as fun as watching the hilarious videos on You Suck At Photoshop or as serious as this extensive Udemy training course (focused on photo retouching).
19. Take decent pictures.
Lifehackerās basics of photography might be a good place to start. Learn how your camera works, the basic of composition, and editing images in post-production. If you finish that and youāre not sure what to do next, hereās a short course on displaying and sharing your digital photographs.
20. Learn to knit.
Instructables has a great course by a woman who is herself an online-taught knitter. Youāll be making baby hats and cute scarves before this winterās over!
21. Get started with investing in stocks.
If you are lucky enough to have a regular income, you should start learning about savings and investment now. Investopedia has a ton of online resources, including this free stocks basics course. Invest away!
22. Clean your house in a short amount of time.
Unf$#k Your Habitat has a great emergency cleaning guide for when your mother-in-law springs a surprise visit on you. While youāre over there, the entire blog is good for getting organized and clean in the long term, not just in āemergencies.ā Youāll be happier for it.
23. Start practicing yoga.
Most cities have free community classes (try just searching Google or inquiring at your local yoga studio), or if youāre more comfortable trying yoga at home, YogaGlohas a great 15-day trial and Yome is a compendium of 100% free yoga videos. If youāre already familiar with basic yoga positions but you need an easy way to practice at home, I recommend YogaTailorās free trial as well.
24. Tie your shoelaces more efficiently.
Itās simple and just imagine the minutes of your life youāll save!
Music is just wiggling air
donāt do this. donāt do this to me today.
All matter is just wiggling atoms. All atoms are just wiggling subatomic particles. Sight is just wiggling photons causing electrons to wiggle in your brain in a specific way. Touch is similar to that but itās the charges of your electrons repelling an objectās electrons that causes your nerves to send that wiggle on up to your brain.
Tl; dr everything youāve ever known, every thought, every touch every sight for all time every thing everything everything EVER that has been or will be is wiggles.

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sending āI hope you get that jobā vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I donāt
I GOT THE JOB!!!! šš¾šš¾
I'm married and I'm messing with a married man. A few days ago he told me he has caught feelings. I did fall in love with him but I can't bring myself to tell him in fear that he may be playing with my emotions. We've been messing around for almost three years, is it possible he is telling the truth?
Itās possible. But you shouldnāt get a divorce because you caught feelings for the person youāre cheating with. Hereās why:
This analogy may seem weird at first, but humor me for a second.Ā
You know how children always love their aunts and uncles? Aunts and uncles are fun because they buy you stuff, theyāre always happy to see you. Theyāre not always on your case about shit like your parents.Ā
Aunts and Uncles are fun because they only have to see you when they want to. They donāt have to deal with you 24hrs a day, feed you, clothe you, discipline you, make you do homework. They arenāt your parents so they donāt have the responsibility of the dirty work. Thatās why they seem so great.
This nigga youāre cheating with is an āuncleā.Ā
Heās not tasked with the dirty work. Managing bills with you, running a home with you. Smelling your period farts when its that time of the month. Seeing you looking busted when you take that sew in out and donāt have any makeup on.Ā
Your husband deals with that shit on the daily. Your husband represents real life and the not-so-fun things that come with it. Thatās why the side nigga seems so great. Your side nigga is a vacation from the responsibilities in your real life.Ā
Iām not telling you not to cheat. Iām just telling you not to throw away your marriage for greener pastures. Because if you do⦠your side nigga wonāt be the āuncleā anymore⦠Things wonāt be so great. And you might regret your decision.Ā
BRUHā¦.
This nigga really broke it down
Realist post I seen in a while .
wow the thoroughness of this
A very curious octopus.
I LOVE HIM
Thatās just the way you make me feel Thatās just the way you make me feel So good, so good, so fucking real

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Wait a whole fucking secondā¦
First of all, why the hell didnāt I know Janelle Monae and Tessa Thompson were gay? And second of all, why the hell didnāt anyone tell me they were dating (yes, TumblrĀ gays Iām looking at you!)
I mean, look at this cute shit!
Iāve always had a feeling about these two. good to know they found each other
there were rumors a few months ago but IS IT CONFIRMED
I want this to be so true
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[Image credit to National Geographic]