i ♡ seattle

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

It's incredible how all of the censorship on the modern internet doesn't actually seem to be making society kinder or more wholesome hmm maybe there's a lesson in this

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

literally the first moment of the show like the first thing we see and hear is deborah making a joke about how bad men are in bed and how she's thinking of "accepting melissa etheridge's dinner invitation," and she and ava have that talk about examining your sexuality, and since the beginning she's talked about how she and frank had the same sense of humor and how gratifying it was to have that in common with someone you love, and now she and ava have this amazing connection where they share a sense of humor and they're each the one the other wants to impress, BUT ava really sees her and doesn't try to diminish or one-up her like ava from the start has pushed back against deborah making herself the butt of the joke to her own detriment, and they've been through some insane ups and downs but ava is still there still choosing deborah which deborah's never experienced before like ava who definitely wants a romantic/sexual relationship consistently gives those up for deborah no matter how she tries to push her away, just like...this season is really hammering home how similar her relationship with ava is to her relationship with frank when it comes to the good parts but how different it is when it comes to the bad parts, frank left her for her sister and ava lied to her sister to manipulate her so deborah wouldn't have to give up some salt and pepper shakers, I'm going insane over here!!!!!! they're literally roommates

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome