i ♡ seattle

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

@robyn-goodfellowe

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

girl who's 2 drinks in: i love you i love you and i love youuu

i love when people are like this💗, like ofc yes let’s have an actual conversation when we first meet that’s not horny 🐾, that’s so rare on here but when it happens i’m giggling the whole entire time

little puppydog you gotta have better standards for a conversation than "blank account trying to figure out where i live"