I don't have much but I DO have an open wound #OPENWOUND

ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere

george and elaine were the original haters. kramer was not a hater he was a pioneer - some people will try to tell you jerry was also a hater but they’re wrong. jerry was a poser. he was a hater in private, which is the worst kind of hater - no backbone. he would nod understandingly at george and elaine’s woes but he would secretly be hating on their hate. too much shame in his game. elaine and george would hate publicly, with their whole chests, ESPECIALLY on each other, that’s how you know it was real

not trying to spread any false rumors on here, but you're just the girl all the boys want to dance with, and i'm just the boy who's had to many chances...

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

why do you hate women