a low key image description blog

[image description: white text over a black background in the Law & Order: SVU font that reads “I WANNA / TAKE A NAP / SLEEPY VICTIMS UNIT”. end description]

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100% stealth

[Image description: two photographs of a cat. The first photograph shows an orange cat sitting in a sunlit doorway, with its shadow behind it. The second photo is of the same scene but the "shadow" has opened its eyes and was actually a black cat of similar size and shape to the orange one all along. End description]

[Image description: a screenshot of a post that reads "I'm done [four crying-laughing emojis]" followed by a photo of a dirty plate with a knife and fork on it. End description]

woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia

[Image description: a photograph of infographic text on a building's window that reads "The Chesapeake Bay is surprisingly shallow. A six-foot tall woman can wade through over 700,000 acres of the bay without wetting her hat". End description]

5 or so people have tagged this with ‘1-800-ARE YOU SLAPPING’ and i’d just like to say y’all are people after my own heart

[Image description: a screenshot of some text that reads "When the Greeks propitiated Hades, they banged their hands on the ground to be sure he would hear them". End description]

[Image description: a screenshot of a youtube video for the song Just Like Them Horses by Reba McEntire. End description]

[Image description: a white T-shirt with black text that reads "NEVER SMOKE WEED" in all caps, with the word "shitty" written in a tiny font inbetween "SMOKE" and "WEED". End description]

fun fact is that actually, bb-8 is doing the naruto run throughout the entirety of the movie(s)

[Image description: an animated gif of a scene from Star Wars: The Force Awakens which shows BB-8 rolling forward very quickly with its head very far forward over its body. End description]

[Image description: a screenshot of a tumblr reblog notification. The added comment reads "this is good advice but don't tell me what to do". End description]

my crystal ball says you really fucked up this time

[Image description: a photo of a crystal ball that is also a computer monitor. The crystal ball is showing Microsoft Window's infamous Blue Screen of Death. End description]

[Image description: a still image of the animated cartoon character Space Ghost mid-movement, looking like he’s dancing. End description]

[Image description: two photographs of a cat in a position that looks very uncomfortable and awkward. Its back legs are stretched out while its body is hunched over. The cat is ensconced in a blue blanket. End description]

[Image description: four images of The Count from Sesame Street. In each image he is showcasing a different number - the numbers 1 to 4 in numerical order. The images and text are a reference to the lyrics of song Bodies by Drowning Pool. End description]

[Image description: a photo of a cat lying on some grass. Behind the cat's head are two tall dandelion puffs that give the appearance of alien antennae. End description]

[Image description: a photograph of two roadside signs. The closer one reads "CHEESE SHOP OPEN" in all caps. The second sign, a few metres behind the first, is handwritten and reads "LAST CHEESE FOR MILES" in all caps.

[Image description: a screenshot of a tweet and accompanying photos by "girl of rumor" @bedsafely. The tweet reads "I got Ham a new bed and set it down while I unloaded groceries. You're welcome, I guess. Bye." The attached photos show a black cat pulling a cat bed almost as big as itself, up a flight of stairs with its mouth, and disappearing onto the upper level. End description]