dea

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

does my wasted potential turn you on

the first time i heard an adult say we all have to do things we dont want to do in life i knew i was doomed

walking into a museum and the little info cards by each artwork just says "credit to the artist!" "lmk if ur the artist and want me to tag u" "found this on pinterest :)"

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

sorry I thought you were someone else

Jennifer’s Mind

If Watergate happened today it would be a half-day news story If that and people online would call you cringe for caring about it

im pickling shit you aint even jarred yet