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I never considered baby capybaras were a thing but here I am, d'awstruck but the tiny adorable child

babybara

holy shit

Awww

those are just guinea pigs, what the hell

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

love adding -ed to the dumbest shit. love unnecessarily conjugating verbs. poppedcorn. oranged juice. that corn? popped. the juice? it’s been oranged

[wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night] ………………….cheesed burger

You are “baby” you say? I wish you were “dead”

Planned Parenthood be like

In case this stupidity is true.

Eyes up, but I don’t buy it.

I would genuinely love to see some antifa types tryong to egg each other into attacking a cow and the result of one of them girding his soy filled loins and attempting to melee Elsee.

They’re trying to will it into reality because the lockdown isn;t destroying the food supply chain fast enough.

Good thing this is bullshit though- "Sheriff’s Office personnel have reached out to Law Enforcement Authorities specializing in this type of threat. We have no evidence leading us to believe this threat is at all credible. It would appear that the author’s goal is to place fear in our community members, thereby creating fear and discontent." https://capitolfax.com/2020/06/04/no-antifa-is-not-plotting-to-invade-sparta/ https://wsiltv.com/2020/06/05/local-sheriff-addresses-antifa-rumors/ https://wbckfm.com/fact-check-did-antifa-incite-violence-riots-in-michigan/

I love the idea of my roof being an apartment complex for birds.

Dammit, why couldn’t I have seen this before I had my roof refinished>????